So today was an extremely rockin' day! I was just sitting here working and minding my own business when I remembered I should go check the mail. What do I find? Oh it was totally an amazing box from the Destructoid offices! :D
I immediately had to open it and was met face to face with something that made me squee harder than I ever have in my entire life. Seriously. Like I think I strained something.
BABY CHOCOBO!!!!!!!!!!
It's the cutest thing ever and it's so soft and fluffy and omgz I love it.
That's not all of course! This box was filled to the brim with absolute win!
Here's a list of all of the box's contents.
And after taking off the TN Games beanie I forgot to put it in the picture, so it's here too and is on my head in another pic.
1. "A Gamecock Taught Me To Yodel" shirt
2. Ghostbusters shirt
3. TN Games beanie
4. Baby Chocobo Plushie from Final Fantasy XI
5. Shirma keychain from Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales
6. Square Enix Members fan that says "I'm a fan." on the back. (I soooo lul'd at this!)
7. A booster pack of MapleStory cards
8. Legendary Game Preview & Graphic Novel Preview
9. 4 Cowgirl Moist Towelettes
10. Apple shaped stress ball from Novint
11. 2K Games Belt Buckle
12. Sketchbot card, sticker and pin ( So awesome! I love Sketchbot!)
13. Upper Deck lanyard
14. CockTheVote.us Mike Wilson for ESA President '08 button
15. Left 4 Dead mints
16. Zack & Wiki bell
17. 3 Ninjatown pins
18. gog.com pin
19. Mega Man II cellphone game card advertisement
20. Destructoid Stickers! :D
Everything is just so awesome I don't know where to start! Whoever packed this box is getting molested at PAX. I have a feeling Colette packed this one up for me though with the Square Enix love, SO BE PREPARED GIRLY! <3<3<3 I am curious as to where those Cowgirl towelettes came from though. XD Everything's so freaking amazing and fun I can't stop looking at all of it! The box smells nice and minty, as do the shirts, thanks to those mints so they're quite refreshing. :3
I'll have to decide what to put the Ninjatown pins on. They're too cute not to go on something, same with the Dtoid stickers.
I'm so thrilled with absolutely everything. I can't thank you all enough for sharing and sending it my way!
Thanks Dtoid Crew! I <3 ALL OF YOU!
Baby Chocobo is cute.
provocative pic is provocative
i want a baby chocobo!
p.s. you're attractive ;p
Spaceman is right Rio! Next time make the swag float over your head. Everyone knows any time a woman is lying down it is for sex and when they are standing it is for cooking!
I wish that the shirt was made so that after you washed it for the first time, the "game" could come off. It'd make for great public appearances. PAX!
You're right! How dare I wear clothing on my own floor! What was I thinking being that provocative?!
I have the same baby chocobo! It really is awesome :)
The ghostbusters shirt, is that large or extra large? :P
@Cobra: That'd be quite the interesting public appearance to say the least! XD
@Knives: It's a medium actually! XD
Sweet stuff Rio. Good yob on winning the contest.
Can't wait to see you at PAX!
So. Much. Envy.
;_;
I'm always so nervous our boxes are going to get lost in the mail. :)
Enjoy!
YEAH BUT DO ANY OF YOU HAVE THE BATMAN PEN THAT SHOOTS OUT THE BAT SIGNAL?
Didn't think so!
/goes back to crying
@Rio
Ok, i wasn't expecting that :P
Awesome..
I know you wanna gimme that apple stress ball.
They tried to fit me in the box, but the flaps wouldn't close over my giant pumpkin head. Sorry, Rio. :)
Epic.
Bitchin'
Nice haul.
Chad gave me ideas for my new evil plan.
Fit myslef in a box, send the box to Rio`s house, kidnap her, marry her in Sri Lanka.
isn't that 2 contests you've won now?
have you been showin Niero your boobs?
@Chad: We'll have to get a bigger box then.
I assume this is Colette's doing, namely because of the baby Chocobo. That's like her calling card.
Congrats on your swag Rio! :D
That neon looking robot shirt in the last pic is awesome, nice haul!
Love the Ghostbuster's shirt.
thats hawt
you're like a swag magnet.
better swag tshirts on our one of resident cuties then some sweatie dude though.
:3
Ugh! Lucky! That Ghostbusters shirt is the cat's pajamas.
Nice stuff. Congrats on the epic get!
Also, what is that Header Picture from?
@Mix: Haha thanks I'm quite partial to it :3 That was one I already owned.
@Urashima: I'm actually not sure I just googled 'anime extremely happy' and found it. XD
holy shit, that ghostbusters shirt is fucking AMAZING! i would kill for that
@Icemax
We tried to get a bunch more at Comic Con but this old woman kept stealing EVERY tshirt that came our way.
I am definitely jealous of the chocobo plushie and Ghostbusters shirt.
Why did everyone else get a box :(
My girlfriend is super jealous!!!
@UnstoppableJuggernaut & Dephect: It was for winning the E3 contest Dtoid held.
Sweet swag! Lol, "Left 4 Dead mints".
I got dyslexic all of a sudden and read "Left 4 Dead mitts"
if only...
also, nice swag
I got dyslexic all of a sudden and read "Left 4 Dead mitts"
if only...
also, nice swag
I am totally wearing that same Ghostbusters shirt right now. I love it for the quote alone.
Neat stuff, congratulations! That Chocobo pullet is adorable.
That is a LOT of stuff hahaha.
Super, super jealous of that Ghostbusters shirt. That thing is the SHIT!
You bet I packed it. I'll take my thanks in the form of public fingerbanging.
Holy crap, cool shit is cool. I got an awesome shirt with Katamaris Prince on a balloon with some of his cousins hanging on. I feel like I can fly away at any moment.
That lost shot is the money shot. Like a swagcore, hahaha.
Awesome lewtz! I see someone has a Ninja Gaiden 2 standee...
that is a box full of win and awesome. congrats!
Oh my god I want that Ghostbusters shirt :O
... And the baby Chocobo.
... Also I love you.
... Also, cocks.
Nice haul XD