This episode of Refused Classification was recorded drunk in front of a live studio audience.

It's that time again!
Those mad Aussie pricks present to you EPISODE 14 of our shameful and depraved podcast. Listen in as we bitch about problems that you all will probably have no clue as to what we are talking about. Also, as an added bonus we actually included the bloody ending to this episode since our new DLC delivery method went bust after we found out the servers got raided by the party van.

Damn party vans, there was no party.

A word of warning, through the second half of the podcast the plonk really starts to take hold and the show becomes quite the rollercoaster, enjoy!


A cavalcade of highfalutin things that we chortle about:

0.24  Epic intro
4.30  What we've been playing
12.50  Impregnating Satan
18.05  Panzer Dragon is half a handjob
20.41  L4D2 update
24.25  Soopa Stree Fya Fawww!
29.10  Juri likes big boobies
34.40  RC Spotlight - Cash for Comments
44.15  Listener Questions (from here on, things get a little....wierd)
1:12:10  Drunken wrap-up madness, MADNESS.

Intro Music: Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner.
Outro Music: Vadrum Meets Super Mario Bros 3

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WE EMBED NOW TOO!!!

So, here we are once again. But this time, it is not to reminisce or talk about what gaming was. This time we have decided that William Blake needs to get with the times a little. So when Mr. Blake once again visited his deranged son, there was no lectures on the good old days or the times that were. There was just an Xbox 360 and a copy of Midnight Club: LA.

Let just say that if we controlled real cars with video game controllers, the world wouldn't stand a chance against this guy. So grab a glass on red, chuck on the bath robe, put another log on the fire and kick back while you indulge yourself in the next chapter that is...William Blake.



Next week we are going to get William Blake to answer some questions in relation to anything worth while. We will also give him his chance at the Japanese blond girl with blue eyes that he has been searching for.

See you then!

Just another quiet night with the RC Blokes.

Well G'day, G'day!
It's that time again, time for us to sit around and talk about vidyagaymz and shite like that.
What hilarity will ensue from such a thing? Who the fuck knows?! But listen in and I'm sure we'll all get along juuuust fine.

On todays episode we'll be talking about more games that we're missing out on and trying to figure out why we need to pay so much for our bloody games.

There'll be more than just whinging though, and that's where you all come in. Ask us questions, questions about life, love and the nature of the universe, and we'll do our best to answer them with a hearty guffaw and a chortle while we twist our mustaches and such and such.

MHYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Your mans for this episode are;
Puppy Licks
Mr Dillinger
DanMazkin

There comes a time in everybodies life where they must accept the fact that they are outdated, aging and moving ahead in life. It is a natural occurrence that allows the younger generation to step forward and assume the role of the up-and-coming parents, guardians and safe keepers.

Many people loose track of their younger selves as this occurs and feel that they need to grow up. Shifting their interests to a more mature category...such as wine and cheese nights with friends instead of getting pissed in the back yard on a cask of cheap goon.



William Blake is here to inform us on his generation of gaming and recreational activities, and we (Refused Classification) are here to exploit his past and try to bring him up to date with the latest generations choice of fun. We hope you enjoy the first of what we hope to be many episodes through Destructoid.

For now, we feel you should first get to know the man who will attempt to bridge the gap between the old and the new, in terms of generational differences and gaming. We present to you...William Blake



Stay tuned for next week, where William Blake will make his first attempt on playing the Xbox360 and give us his impressions.

P.S - I wrote this entirely while taking a shit
P.P.S - Feel free to thrown us some suggestions on games William Blake should try out

CALL ME THE BOBBY KOTICK OF PODCASTING!!!

You all thought that I fucked up and missed the fact that episode 13 of the Refused Classification podcast is missing it's last 20 mintues. Truth be told we actually planned it all along!

That's right! We're doing what Ubisoft did for Prince of Persia and are offering the ending to you as seperate DLC!! MUUAHAHAHAH!!!
What will it cost me to listen to the last 20 minutes of episode 13, you ask? A LOT, thats what.

SEND ME ALL YOUR SPACEBUCKS!!! ALL OF THEM!!!
I want to buy some new pants for my ecksbawks avatar!!

Alternatively you can download the podcast DLC for free by clicking the link below, but SPACEBUCKS!!


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WUT?!

Hello! It's time once again to listen to us earbash you about shit thats Australian. And my do we have something to talk about!

We're at episode 13, some people say that 13 is an unlucky number, but we didn't think it was this unlucky! The Australian government, in an effort to convince the world that we all hate videogames has refused to classify Left4Dead 2, so it's effectively banned, and understandably we are a little miffed about the situation.

So listen in as we bitch like angsty little teens about it, and if you're lucky we might even discuss other videogames as well.

Bla bla bla bla this episode:
- A wild DanMazkin appears!
- Car auction battles, Doom and Overtime up the ass.
- Now it's time to get pissy.
- In honor of Left4Dead 2 getting itself banned in Australia, 30 seconds of rage!
- The RC Spotlight: Breaking your fucking controller.
- Listener questions, woooo!!


Intro/ Ourtro Music: Shnabubula - Playing Super Mario World While Taking Mushrooms
Break Music: Ryan8Bit - Gradius: The Viper Within
Xenogenocide - Omfg a Tank!!!


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