www.djhero.com ...
"Try game now"
*Punches in zipcode*
Ohhhh snap.
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You walk in and run to the video game section. To your surprise, there is not much of a line besides a kid, a teen, and a creepy bald guy. You get behind the creepy bald guy and just wait. He says things like "Great technology" and "Look at the way that 8 year old is working out his strong hands" constantly. The kid realizes he has to push the buttons as well, and gets frustrated. Next comes the teen, who isnt quite great, but has a good grip on it. He plays 2 songs, then goes off to look at the new kids DVD releases. The worst is always the fucking weird dude. He sits there and presses the button slower than a damn tortise. When he gets a note right, he chimes with excitement. He gets through half the song then fails.
Finally, your turn. You see this:



You set that shit to medium and quickly realize that this game is your calling. You are doing so great and people crowd around you with comments like "This game is good." and "I never knew they made an MC Hero, like the last one I saw was Guitar Hero 3!! Hardyhar!"
You finish the whole damn set and walk off with style. On your way out of your performance you say to the crowd:

"Games out the 27th. See you here."

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