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2:43 PM on 04.14.2009

Burnout Paradise Haikus

To takedown my car
Is quite terrible.
I am no marked man!

My burnout chain keeps
Increasing until the world
Is a blur. I crash.

Showtime makes it fun
To crash into everything.
Bus multiplier!   read

2:27 PM on 02.23.2009

SFIV Haikus

Ryu can punch through
Many things; beware the scream
Of Crimson Viper!

Rufus, thou art gross.
Perhaps a kick to the face
Will settle you down.

Vega, the masked man
Is mysterious and tough.
Do not drop your claws!   read

1:23 PM on 02.10.2009

Bioshock Haikus [spoilers]

A splicer, oh no,
Perhaps Atlas will help us.
Ha, ha, think again.

A little girl might
Seem innocent enough, but
She has strong backup.

Gathererís Gardens
Entice with their nice upgrades
So many plasmids!   read

12:57 PM on 02.04.2009

L4D Haikus

Who hunts the hunters
Zoey, Francis, Louis, Bill
Bang, bang, bang, headshot.

To startle a witch
Happens to be quite a bitch.
Light them all on fire.

Smokers like to lick
Boomers canít keep their lunch down
Hunters rip out guts.   read

11:07 PM on 01.27.2009

On Being Pwned in Halo

Please do not destroy
Those who are new to Halo
Just because you can.

Some understand not
How difficult it is to
Move and shoot and jump.

Next time you pwn noobs,
Remember that you once were
A noob yourself. ĎK?   read

7:28 PM on 01.20.2009

Robot Haikus

What of this metal
Shell of a man, yet wanting
Machines are lonely.

Though my eyes do shine
My metallic heart beats not
Robots need hugs, too.

Vacuum tubes donít hide
The electric shocks you send
I am not your fax.   read

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