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raveness42 | 12:57 PM on 02.04.2009 14 comments





Who hunts the hunters
Zoey, Francis, Louis, Bill
Bang, bang, bang, headshot.


To startle a witch
Happens to be quite a bitch.
Light them all on fire.


Smokers like to lick
Boomers can’t keep their lunch down
Hunters rip out guts.



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Tehmtnlion's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 13:20
Tehmtnlion
Your words hit my eyes
My colon fills with bright joy
Shit hits fabric hard
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 13:25
ArrestedDeveloper
Attractive Zoey
Show me your poonannie
I won't tell Francis
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 13:31
MrSadistic
I have a bonar.
Tomasz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 13:43
Tomasz
This is too easy.
Shit, two guys have zero points.
The generator.

I've got a smoker!
Get behind the gas station.
Boom! Dropped two of you.
Theplanman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 14:11
Theplanman
Do people need to
hear about -RELOADING- all
of the -RELOADING- time?
SakuChan's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 14:16
SakuChan
Hate, hate, hate.
Francis utters too much shit.
But he likes vests.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 14:44
Char Aznable
Your second haiku
Sounds just like a limerick
Five more syllables
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 18:05
seigfreid
My poop is big
ha ha ha ha
ha ha
UmarifficCKizzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2009 21:13
UmarifficCKizzle
Left 4 Dead is tits.
Valve has done it, yet again.
Some DLC please?
JoshDunford's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2009 15:53
JoshDunford
Asshole Bill is dead
Here comes the rest of the horde
Bill's a mother fuck-...

Zooey is a bitch
She has failed to kill the Tank
Now we are all fucked.

The Chopper is here
Bill is a geriatric
risk. Leave him to die.
Mary Firefighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2011 10:35
Mary Firefighter
Thanks for your patience and sorry for the inconvenience!
Best regards, Mary, CEO of small business seo and iscsi mpio windows 2008
Natali Alinskaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/25/2011 03:14
Natali Alinskaya
Hello friends,this is a nice site and I wanted to post a note to let you know, good job! Thanks
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