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Burnout Paradise Haikus
raveness42 | 2:43 PM on 04.14.2009 10 comments




To takedown my car
Is quite terrible.
I am no marked man!


My burnout chain keeps
Increasing until the world
Is a blur. I crash.


Showtime makes it fun
To crash into everything.
Bus multiplier!



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Bulkmailer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 14:53
Bulkmailer
Still need to get this damn game.
bunnyrabbit2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 16:17
bunnyrabbit2
Those are awesome
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 16:29
linuxguy
haikus are gay :p
just kidding those are good.
but seriously haikus in general suck
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 16:55
Eschatos
The race starts, I jump
into first thanks to my colors
red cars go faster.
C4SC4's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 17:05
C4SC4
The second line in your first haiku has 8 syllables, fyi.
raveness42's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 17:36
raveness42
Ha, thanks for catching that. Updated it.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 18:17
Puppy Licks
I hit the speed boost,
OH SHIT OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!
I crash into post.
etirflita's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/14/2009 22:19
etirflita
My custom soundtrack?
Only classical music-
Avril Lavigne sucks.

Crashing slows you down;
A quiet contemplation
Much like Haikus do.

nice post
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2009 00:34
JRisJunior
AWESOME.
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