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Bioshock Haikus [spoilers]
raveness42 | 1:23 PM on 02.10.2009 18 comments





A splicer, oh no,
Perhaps Atlas will help us.
Ha, ha, think again.


A little girl might
Seem innocent enough, but
She has strong backup.


Gatherer’s Gardens
Entice with their nice upgrades
So many plasmids!



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Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 13:59
Naim Master
I didn't get this ...It's just a bunch of sentences about bioshock ...
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 14:02
MechaMonkey
SPOILERS



Atlas is Fontaine
Is WiiSucks is Jim Sterling.
Now the jigg is up.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 15:05
Zombutler
MARIA DIES
's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 15:10
Clint
Elitechief?
pascuz46's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 15:16
pascuz46
Im trying to find some kind of flow or rhyming and I can't. I don't know if there is suppose to be but then again I never really understood poetry. The only one that works is verse 2.
Visc's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 15:22
Visc
I'm Andrew Ryan
I built Rapture undersea
I like playing golf
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 15:35
Zombutler
I'm the man, Atlas
I'm not Atlas, I'm Fontaine
I'm not Atlas, k
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 15:53
pedrovay2003
@Naim Master

Five syllables first
Then continue with seven
That is a Haiku
's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 16:07
Clint
Buzz buzz buzz buzz
Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz
Buzz buzz. Oh shit, bees!
Caffeine Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 17:44
Caffeine Knight
This is a haiku
about Bioshock bullshit
Does it really suck?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 17:47
Holyetheline
I don't get why everyone is so perplexed by Bioshock Haiku's. These are great. Thanks for sharing.
Brando's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2009 22:48
Brando
Hey there big daddy
I used to really fear you
Then vita chambers
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2009 00:03
Aertyr
Atlas is fontaine,
Big daddy's are hard to kill,
All you need to know
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2009 00:16
Atlas
Atlas is Fontaine
I really flatter myself
whenever I can
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2009 01:29
ZekeThePlumber
Hey Mr. Bubbles
Would you kindly have a seat?
Are you a pedo?
JoshDunford's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/11/2009 09:56
JoshDunford
Break the puppies neck!
Ah Ah Ah! I did not say:
Would you kindly! Fail!
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