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2:43 PM on 10.24.2011

Arkham City Haikus

How long I have yearned to grapple once more above the thugs of Gotham. O Riddler Trophy– Your verdant form so tempts me. Elusive thou art. Gliding through the air, the World's Greatest Detective pops some more balloons.   read

4:23 PM on 05.10.2011

Portal 2 Haikus

Defective Turrets' Lives are short and conflagrant. Oh, are you still there? Ah, Repulsion Gel Your delightful bounciness Takes me to new heights. Don't cross Cave Johnson. That man has combustible lemons. He'll find you.   read

1:23 PM on 04.08.2011

Stacking Haikus

Though ye may be small, opportunities await. Cunning will triumph. Hi-jinks are fun to Practice on unsuspecting dolls. Toss your cookies! Need to spread your wings? Stack into a bird and fly. Nests can give insight.   read

11:21 AM on 02.15.2011

Limbo Haikus

Life in the darkness I feel I am being watched Is that a spider? A floating corpse can Be more useful than you think Shame that you can't swim To play amongst gears Can be fun or get you squashed. Oh look, the world turns.   read

3:33 PM on 01.24.2011

Reflections on Halo: Reach

O Covenant, how your zeal to destroy us burns. Grunts are fun to kill. An Elite has come to side kick me in the chest. Must he shoot my corpse? Sprinting can be fun Armor lock nice to play with Jetpacks: I hate you.   read

4:31 PM on 04.21.2009

On craving Beatles Rockband

How I yearn to play The legendary Höfner. Pre-order tempts me. One has to wonder How many haircuts will be Within the options. Mean Mr. Mustard I really hope he will show On September Ninth.   read

2:43 PM on 04.14.2009

Burnout Paradise Haikus

To takedown my car Is quite terrible. I am no marked man! My burnout chain keeps Increasing until the world Is a blur. I crash. Showtime makes it fun To crash into everything. Bus multiplier!   read

2:27 PM on 02.23.2009

SFIV Haikus

Ryu can punch through Many things; beware the scream Of Crimson Viper! Rufus, thou art gross. Perhaps a kick to the face Will settle you down. Vega, the masked man Is mysterious and tough. Do not drop your claws!   read

1:23 PM on 02.10.2009

Bioshock Haikus [spoilers]

A splicer, oh no, Perhaps Atlas will help us. Ha, ha, think again. A little girl might Seem innocent enough, but She has strong backup. Gatherer’s Gardens Entice with their nice upgrades So many plasmids!   read

12:57 PM on 02.04.2009

L4D Haikus

Who hunts the hunters Zoey, Francis, Louis, Bill Bang, bang, bang, headshot. To startle a witch Happens to be quite a bitch. Light them all on fire. Smokers like to lick Boomers can’t keep their lunch down Hunters rip out guts.   read

11:07 PM on 01.27.2009

On Being Pwned in Halo

Please do not destroy Those who are new to Halo Just because you can. Some understand not How difficult it is to Move and shoot and jump. Next time you pwn noobs, Remember that you once were A noob yourself. ‘K?   read

7:28 PM on 01.20.2009

Robot Haikus

What of this metal Shell of a man, yet wanting Machines are lonely. Though my eyes do shine My metallic heart beats not Robots need hugs, too. Vacuum tubes don’t hide The electric shocks you send I am not your fax.   read

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