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2:43 PM on 10.24.2011

Arkham City Haikus

How long I have yearned
to grapple once more above
the thugs of Gotham.

O Riddler Trophy–
Your verdant form so tempts me.
Elusive thou art.

Gliding through the air,
the World's Greatest Detective
pops some more balloons.   read

4:23 PM on 05.10.2011

Portal 2 Haikus

Defective Turrets'
Lives are short and conflagrant.
Oh, are you still there?

Ah, Repulsion Gel
Your delightful bounciness
Takes me to new heights.

Don't cross Cave Johnson.
That man has combustible
lemons. He'll find you.   read

1:23 PM on 04.08.2011

Stacking Haikus

Though ye may be small,
opportunities await.
Cunning will triumph.

Hi-jinks are fun to
Practice on unsuspecting
dolls. Toss your cookies!

Need to spread your wings?
Stack into a bird and fly.
Nests can give insight.   read

11:21 AM on 02.15.2011

Limbo Haikus

Life in the darkness
I feel I am being watched
Is that a spider?

A floating corpse can
Be more useful than you think
Shame that you can't swim

To play amongst gears
Can be fun or get you squashed.
Oh look, the world turns.   read

3:33 PM on 01.24.2011

Reflections on Halo: Reach

O Covenant, how
your zeal to destroy us burns.
Grunts are fun to kill.

An Elite has come
to side kick me in the chest.
Must he shoot my corpse?

Sprinting can be fun
Armor lock nice to play with
Jetpacks: I hate you.   read

4:31 PM on 04.21.2009

On craving Beatles Rockband

How I yearn to play
The legendary Höfner.
Pre-order tempts me.

One has to wonder
How many haircuts will be
Within the options.

Mean Mr. Mustard
I really hope he will show
On September Ninth.   read

2:43 PM on 04.14.2009

Burnout Paradise Haikus

To takedown my car
Is quite terrible.
I am no marked man!

My burnout chain keeps
Increasing until the world
Is a blur. I crash.

Showtime makes it fun
To crash into everything.
Bus multiplier!   read

2:27 PM on 02.23.2009

SFIV Haikus

Ryu can punch through
Many things; beware the scream
Of Crimson Viper!

Rufus, thou art gross.
Perhaps a kick to the face
Will settle you down.

Vega, the masked man
Is mysterious and tough.
Do not drop your claws!   read

1:23 PM on 02.10.2009

Bioshock Haikus [spoilers]

A splicer, oh no,
Perhaps Atlas will help us.
Ha, ha, think again.

A little girl might
Seem innocent enough, but
She has strong backup.

Gatherer’s Gardens
Entice with their nice upgrades
So many plasmids!   read

12:57 PM on 02.04.2009

L4D Haikus

Who hunts the hunters
Zoey, Francis, Louis, Bill
Bang, bang, bang, headshot.

To startle a witch
Happens to be quite a bitch.
Light them all on fire.

Smokers like to lick
Boomers can’t keep their lunch down
Hunters rip out guts.   read

11:07 PM on 01.27.2009

On Being Pwned in Halo

Please do not destroy
Those who are new to Halo
Just because you can.

Some understand not
How difficult it is to
Move and shoot and jump.

Next time you pwn noobs,
Remember that you once were
A noob yourself. ‘K?   read

7:28 PM on 01.20.2009

Robot Haikus

What of this metal
Shell of a man, yet wanting
Machines are lonely.

Though my eyes do shine
My metallic heart beats not
Robots need hugs, too.

Vacuum tubes don’t hide
The electric shocks you send
I am not your fax.   read

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