How I yearn to play
The legendary Höfner.
Pre-order tempts me.


One has to wonder
How many haircuts will be
Within the options.


Mean Mr. Mustard
I really hope he will show
On September Ninth.

To takedown my car
Is quite terrible.
I am no marked man!


My burnout chain keeps
Increasing until the world
Is a blur. I crash.


Showtime makes it fun
To crash into everything.
Bus multiplier!

Ryu can punch through
Many things; beware the scream
Of Crimson Viper!


Rufus, thou art gross.
Perhaps a kick to the face
Will settle you down.


Vega, the masked man
Is mysterious and tough.
Do not drop your claws!

A splicer, oh no,
Perhaps Atlas will help us.
Ha, ha, think again.


A little girl might
Seem innocent enough, but
She has strong backup.


Gatherer’s Gardens
Entice with their nice upgrades
So many plasmids!

Who hunts the hunters
Zoey, Francis, Louis, Bill
Bang, bang, bang, headshot.


To startle a witch
Happens to be quite a bitch.
Light them all on fire.


Smokers like to lick
Boomers can’t keep their lunch down
Hunters rip out guts.

Please do not destroy
Those who are new to Halo
Just because you can.

Some understand not
How difficult it is to
Move and shoot and jump.

Next time you pwn noobs,
Remember that you once were
A noob yourself. ‘K?