"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal
"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore, from Watchmen issue six
My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods.
Coming soon as an actual book you can buy a physical copy of to have sitting out on a table or as a digital download for your electronic book reader, The Bonerquest. The premise of the novel is all about a wizard. He wants to rule the world. He also thinks he might be a homosexual as well. The book has wars, sadism, and nudity repeated throughout the story. If that sounds interesting, hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.
The picture is unrelated. Unless there's a dinosaurs with laser video game I missed out on.
Hello again everybody!
I'm about to switch the internets from computer to xbox live and was wondering if anybody on Destructoid wanted to join me? After all whats a gaming community site if we don't play video games together. So go ahead and add me or post your gamer name and I'll adds you to my list. I'll switch over within the next twenty minutes. Come on dtoid, lets be friends! Just add my name: randombullseye
Behold - friendship related songs!
War - Why Can't We Be Friends
Joe Crocker- With A Little Help From My Friends
Tenacious D - Friendship
Queen - You're My Best Friend
and lastly William Shanter performing Rocket Man included for no particular reason.
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