"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal
"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore, from Watchmen issue six
My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods.
Coming soon as an actual book you can buy a physical copy of to have sitting out on a table or as a digital download for your electronic book reader, The Bonerquest. The premise of the novel is all about a wizard. He wants to rule the world. He also thinks he might be a homosexual as well. The book has wars, sadism, and nudity repeated throughout the story. If that sounds interesting, hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.
To quote Jim Sterling on twitter: "Oh that's going to end SO well:"
10) FF7. Materia. Nonsensical plot. And so many spin offs. With an anounced remake for Playstation 3 coming, there is a reason this one makes our top list.
9) FF8, yes, this one has FOUR discs.
8) FF9, again four dics. Not as much final as the others, but more fantasy!
7) Galereans - Three Discs, but I never beat the first one!
6) Dragon Warrior 7 - It's on multiple discs and you won't play it. But I have and will play it again sometime. That's the promise of the future.
5) Resident Evil 2 - Two discs of great game. Only one cart on 64 though. The really great thing about it was that when you beat one disc, you can use the other to play as that character in a B scenario. Taking them through the back entrance of the main game. And there's that one muscle bound guy. It's really great how each character does different stuff in the main game too, Leon and his Flamethrower for example.
4) Lost Odysessy - Four dvds. I'm on disc three and I love this game. Retrofoce GO mentioned that one character gets the girl and its "so good." I'm so befuddled at them, I could post something from Spider-man 3.
3) Legend of Dragoon - Four discs of timed button presses, dragons, and Kongol. Also cool is that the cutscenes are voiced some! And you've dragon magic! And a silver haired villain! I should write about this today.
2) Metal Gear Solid - Two discs, one is way bigger than the other. For some reason, disc two feels so short. And what's really crazy, is the gamecube one is on TWO DISCs as well?
1) Resident Evil 4 - Two discs of mastery. Such awesome contained on two little discs. I can't yell about how much I liked this. And still do. Even a piss poor sequel based on its gameplay is amazing, to give you an idea how amazing this one is.
I've been told bloggers get ten dollars a post, I'm up to what, like forty bucks now?
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