Bandai put out a bunch of vinyl figures of Godzilla, that are the greatest Godzilla figures ever. There are many variety of Godzilla toys out there, these are of Godzilla in his many movie incarnations and of his insane villains, like the robot Godzilla and the Godzilla from space!

I've also got both the three headed Monster Zero, or King Ghidrah as I call him, some folks cal it a Monster X or Astro Monster, I call is a King Ghidrah. Mecha Kind Ghidrah shows up as well as the guy with giant knife arms, Gigan!

These toys are magical for me, I've loved Godzilla since my youth, and today I posed them with video games, because why not?

Rainbow Mothra appears with Poke'Mon Blue Version!



This is Mothra with the blue version of Pokemans. I actually got this back off the kid who I gave my original blue to, this is it. Four full playthroughs of Poke'mon by yours truly happened on this silly little cartridge. Mothra doesn't seem very impressed by it though.

You can tell how great a photographer I am, because of all the negative space I left in.

Heisei Rodan perched on my copy of Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon -- Raiho Special Edition.



Rodan always sits on top of this. I just finished Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. The Soulless Army and have barely started Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon. All I could do in Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon was just start the game and walk to the first save point, I just didn't feel like getting right back into Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon after spending so much time in Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. The Soulless Army. Both seemed like great games, but Rodan seems very defensive of them.

I still recall the first time I saw Rodan's solo movie on TNT Monstervision, falling asleep just before the ending as a child. I was so anxious to see where that movie went.

I managed to write out the full titles of those games so many times! I'm so pleased with myself!

Heisei Godzilla poses with Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Splatterhouse



They can't all be winners. Not that the recent revival of Splatterhouse wasn't fun to play, it was just sloppy and had incredible load times. Upwards of two minutes between getting a game over, pressing yes I want to play the stupid game some more god dammit, and then waiting full minutes before going back to a level with lots of one-hit death traps! What a nightmare!

Jake "The Snake" is in this picture for no reason at all!

Space Godzilla - ignoring Demon Soul's on their tail



As we all know, Godzilla's tail falls off triumphantly in a scene during Godzillla vs Space Godzilla. His pyschic powers proved too much for Godzilla, so he was teamed up with Mogura a half robot that became Mechagodzilla in another Heisei Godzilla film! Space Godzilla has mandibles on their face, as well as giant masculine crystal shoulder pads!

Space Godzilla also has a giant bulb on the front of their design, which some argue looks like genitalia.

Final Wars Gigan loves Catherine!



I have no comment for this, other than with knife arms you couldn't' pleasure yourself either. Don't judge a man with knife arms! Their love is pure!

Guardian Heroes against Mechagodzilla Kiryu



Kiryu is the new fancy Mechagodzilla, with a spinning drill arm from Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla and the follow up Tokyo S.O.S. Both featuring some of the best robot fighting a giant lizard ever seen! Here, my holy grail of video games poses against Kiryu, laughing at me for costing me over a hundred dollars then having a better re-release on Xbox Live for ten dollars. Go ahead and laugh at me! Their all gonna laugh at me! They're all gonna laugh!

Make the laughing stop!

Mecha King Ghidorah has The Legend of Zelda lean on them



From the Hesei film Godzilla vs King Ghidorah comes the battle for the present from the past of the future, where Godzilla ripped a head off King Ghidorah and then somehow future people or aliens or something, called "futurians," build a robot version which a lady then pilots and tries to fight Godzilla with. There was a scene in the past as well involving a dinosaur being hit with an atomic bomb, somehow that causes everything bad to happen.

Zelda has you rescue a princess from a dungeon.

I like complex narratives.

King Ghidorah has Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey and Retro Game Challenge in their mouths.



Finally those small DS carts make sense to me!

Posed here is Millennium Godzilla, with the greatest video game of all time itself, Zombies Ate My Neighbors in the original box!



For me, this is the best looking Godzilla even if it doesn't have the charm of the old style. I love a giant menacing looking rubber suit. Throughout the course of the Millennium films, Godzilla has a few tweaks to the design, but for the most part, it stays consistant with his appearance in the first one, Godzilla 2000 as we know it, or Godzilla Millenium as the world knew it. As we all know, Zombies Ate My Neighbors is the greatest game of all time. So together at last, two great flavors that taste so good together. Yes, I've had Godzilla movies on while I've played this game, and yes, it is true, it is the best game of all time.

Godzilla is awesome.

You guys are too.

That's it.

Some of these broke and are upside down. I can't fix them right now, I'm busy finishing up Dragon Quest 8 and wanted to one up the front page with my dumb toys and video games. I'm supposed to be working on my novel in this time, this is my only night off work. I took time out of it to do this dumb thing here.