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Three days, three releases: Bonerquest Third Version
randombullseye | 3:17 PM on 12.27.2008 27 comments


THIRD RELEASE OF BONERQUEST. DOWNLOAD HERE.

Okay, this one addresses some issues. When I tested it out with some people, I guess people never got this far. If the link goes down, tell me, I'll upload it somewhere else.

First of all, thanks again to Tascar. Tascar put in the Forrest music and on top of that, he's reported a number of bugs to me that I've tried to address all of. Secondly, a big thanks to Destructoid's Cataract. He reported some bugs to me and helped me fixed them. Again, I won't feel insulted if you guys see something wrong. Just tell me about it and I'll fix it.

So here you go, a third version. Hopefully this one works better. Far as I know, your save games can just drag and drop over into the new version. Uninstall the old one, install the new one.

Now that I'm on this side of the fence, I'm understanding bug fixes. However, I don't understand how it takes people so long to fix them. I'll fix it, release it, if something else is broke, I'll fix that. I don't really care to fix anything broken. Just write me a nice comment about it. Send me a message. Message me on the xbox. Just tell me. Like those broken treasure chests. Or the bug that kept you locked in the Forrest on the right side. I don't know what happened but that didn't work how it was supposed to. I fixed it. Its ready now. Try it out. If something seems broke, tell me.

Also to the guys saying the game is too difficult, I'll be giving some hints and tips next week. Followed by a secrets guide. If you guys keep having trouble, I'll see if I can include some help for you.

Some quick tips for you though:

Find your fathers sword. It is in your room.
Water is important. It can open up new pathways for you.



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Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 15:46
Wexx
Man, that's a lot of patches after the release. This game must suck.

Jk, Random. I still hav eyet to play it, but I'm sure I'll enjoy it once I sit down and do it. Now, Back to Xenogears :)
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 16:13
RonBurgandy2010
Is is any easier? :)



This is why I don't play many RPG's, they make me feel weak (like the beginning of Fallout 3). But the game is fucking hilarious. Like, possibly more than Schafer (although more low-brow).

Nice work, try a different genera next time, revolutionize it!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 16:15
ace of knaves
Bonerquest 3: The Fuckening. Now with more boners.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 16:41
Zombutler
whats a genera
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 16:45
RonBurgandy2010
@Heretic
Yeah, that would probably help.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 16:48
RonBurgandy2010
@Zombutler
A type of game (FPS, sports, ect.)


Or a typo, I really don't know if I'm spelling it right, but I'm on Firefox and the little red line didn't show, so I was satisfied.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 17:24
RonBurgandy2010
Thanks Heretic.


Then what the hell was I spelling?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 18:08
vexed alex
@ Ron

"like the beginning of Fallout 3"

That was the whole point of the beginning of Fallout 3.

You can't expect to go out into a new world and be some insane killing machine. Your strength truly comes from experience and it makes sense.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 18:57
RonBurgandy2010
I know that was the point, and I really liked it, but I can't step out of the castle on BQ without getting raped. And in the world of BQ, that's to be taken literally,
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 18:59
RonBurgandy2010
The hosting page went down again man.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 20:00
BenHaskett
This makes me ever so happy. It's like Dragon Quest Gaiden!

There's seems to be some issues with the page going down, so I just uploaded it to my server. Just right click and select "save target as."

This is sure to be awesome!

http://www.undinestudios.com/third.rar
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 20:14
BenHaskett
Hey, how come there's no music?
Beaudman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 21:17
Beaudman
There's a bug in the water tower. After you lower the gates that are held up by tit magic, you still can't get through. There's an invisible wall. Oh, and the chests that give out the red herring and magic root in the forest work now, but they keep on giving you items. I have 99 red herring in my inventory!
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 23:26
randombullseye
I'll be sure and address those issues in the next version I put out.

Trying my best to get it all sorted out.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 23:29
randombullseye
Going to try and have another version and new link up tomorrow.
Beaudman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 23:33
Beaudman
You're doing a great job, man. Thanks for doing all these fixes!
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 00:36
4knuckleshuffle
@Beaudman: Are you playing with the mouse or controller? Because controller is unplayable.
Beaudman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 00:53
Beaudman
I'm playing with the keyboard.
Dragonchilde's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 13:05
Dragonchilde
Game install: no problem
Game loading: no problem

However the game font doesn't display at all on my computer, and it's been replaced by something quasi-unreadable. I have no idea why ;__;
Bleach Boy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 13:14
Bleach Boy
A blinking black bar appears at the top of the screen and moves down until the whole screen is blinking.
TheWoodenMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 16:03
TheWoodenMan
I have to say, this is the BEST shit-rpg i've EVER played.

nice work man.

I've found a bug.. in the tower south of the second city over the bridge one of the teleporters will trap you in a eternal loop that you can't get out of, it's the one with the many different types of um. breasts attacking you all the time.

Cheers, it's a rubbish game, but I have to say it's strangely addictive. I'm actually on disc 3 of lost odyssey and i'd rather play bonerquest!!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 00:22
Qraze
i have the same issue with almost un-readale text. i can still make out the words but its a little hard. S's look like G's and such.
psycho terror's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 05:57
psycho terror
dude, mediafire installed a bunch of spyware on my PC, and didn't even allow me to download the bonerquest.

i seriously reccomend changing your hosting company. if you email me the file i will gladly upload it to megaupload for you.
Mike Hawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 11:08
Mike Hawk
i also found a bug: in the earth tower, i use the key on the boss's door but there is still an invisible wall that won't let me fight the earth boss.
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