THIRD RELEASE OF BONERQUEST. DOWNLOAD HERE.
Okay, this one addresses some issues. When I tested it out with some people, I guess people never got this far. If the link goes down, tell me, I'll upload it somewhere else.
First of all, thanks again to Tascar. Tascar put in the Forrest music and on top of that, he's reported a number of bugs to me that I've tried to address all of. Secondly, a big thanks to Destructoid's Cataract. He reported some bugs to me and helped me fixed them. Again, I won't feel insulted if you guys see something wrong. Just tell me about it and I'll fix it.
So here you go, a third version. Hopefully this one works better. Far as I know, your save games can just drag and drop over into the new version. Uninstall the old one, install the new one.
Now that I'm on this side of the fence, I'm understanding bug fixes. However, I don't understand how it takes people so long to fix them. I'll fix it, release it, if something else is broke, I'll fix that. I don't really care to fix anything broken. Just write me a nice comment about it. Send me a message. Message me on the xbox. Just tell me. Like those broken treasure chests. Or the bug that kept you locked in the Forrest on the right side. I don't know what happened but that didn't work how it was supposed to. I fixed it. Its ready now. Try it out. If something seems broke, tell me.
Also to the guys saying the game is too difficult, I'll be giving some hints and tips next week. Followed by a secrets guide. If you guys keep having trouble, I'll see if I can include some help for you.
Some quick tips for you though:
Find your fathers sword. It is in your room.
Water is important. It can open up new pathways for you.
Jk, Random. I still hav eyet to play it, but I'm sure I'll enjoy it once I sit down and do it. Now, Back to Xenogears :)
This is why I don't play many RPG's, they make me feel weak (like the beginning of Fallout 3). But the game is fucking hilarious. Like, possibly more than Schafer (although more low-brow).
Nice work, try a different genera next time, revolutionize it!
Yeah, that would probably help.
A type of game (FPS, sports, ect.)
Or a typo, I really don't know if I'm spelling it right, but I'm on Firefox and the little red line didn't show, so I was satisfied.
Then what the hell was I spelling?
"like the beginning of Fallout 3"
That was the whole point of the beginning of Fallout 3.
You can't expect to go out into a new world and be some insane killing machine. Your strength truly comes from experience and it makes sense.
There's seems to be some issues with the page going down, so I just uploaded it to my server. Just right click and select "save target as."
This is sure to be awesome!
http://www.undinestudios.com/third.rar
Trying my best to get it all sorted out.
Game loading: no problem
However the game font doesn't display at all on my computer, and it's been replaced by something quasi-unreadable. I have no idea why ;__;
nice work man.
I've found a bug.. in the tower south of the second city over the bridge one of the teleporters will trap you in a eternal loop that you can't get out of, it's the one with the many different types of um. breasts attacking you all the time.
Cheers, it's a rubbish game, but I have to say it's strangely addictive. I'm actually on disc 3 of lost odyssey and i'd rather play bonerquest!!
i seriously reccomend changing your hosting company. if you email me the file i will gladly upload it to megaupload for you.