"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal
"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore, from Watchmen issue six
My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods.
Coming soon as an actual book you can buy a physical copy of to have sitting out on a table or as a digital download for your electronic book reader, The Bonerquest. The premise of the novel is all about a wizard. He wants to rule the world. He also thinks he might be a homosexual as well. The book has wars, sadism, and nudity repeated throughout the story. If that sounds interesting, hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.
Every Sunday I like to watch and share some thoughts about a movie with as little spoilers as possible.
Tonight's movie is:
CONAN THE BARBARIAN!
Such a great movie. Action, romance, and lots of adventure! And a scene where Arnold punches a llama!
Yes, this is a true classic. It made my action hero of choice into a celebrity. It took the sword and sorcery stories from comic books and dime novels and made it into something that even the a person not looking for complex narratives can enjoy.
For those of us into that sort of thing, Conan presents us with the riddle of steel. Is a man only as strong as the blade he wields or is the blade only useful when man wields it? I always love that sort of introspection. The scenes where Conan discusses the riddle of steel and his religious beliefs are among the best representation of a character evaluating their worth that you'll ever see. I also like to laugh at how dramatic the music can get. Chances are you've heard the musical score played in a trailer or another movie.
I love how there's so little dialog. Its all music set to stuff happening. Its hard to follow if you're not really paying attention. So please, listen closely. They don't say a lot but when they do its generally something funny or interesting.
The DVD set I got cost me $15.00 and included Conan The Destroyer on the other side of the disc. While not containing nearly as much introspection or characterization, the sequel is almost non stop action. Its also PG-13 compared to the original Conan's R rating, so things are a little more toned down there.
This is one of my favorite DVD's to watch. Just look at Arnold in his prime. He really looks like he could take that sword and cleave someone with it. I love this movie.
I fucking love this movie. It kicks the living shit out of Destroyer. I don't know if it's awesome that I can quote the entire movie or not, but whatever, I love it.
It is unfortunate that two major contributors to the success of "Conan the Barbarian," actor Mako and music composer Basil Poledouris, both recently passed away ahead of their time as a result of cancer.
Mako was an incredible actor who took a bit part, the wizard sidekick, and turned it into a memorable character that arguably dominates any scene he is in. His shamanistic voice-over for the opening of the film is incredibly well-acted and has been imitated countless times. It is perhaps not surprised that Mako found a career outside of the typecast subserviant Asian in animation voice acting where he voiced Aku in "Samurai Jack" and Uncle Iroh in "Avatar: The Last Airbender," to name two of his more memorable roles.
Poledouris' music score to "Conan the Barbarian" is quite possibly one of the best music scores ever composed. Not only does the music convey the thoughts and feelings of the characters and the motions of the plot with incredible melodic writing, the very arrangement and style of music so perfectly captures the primal world of Hyboria that I believe that I am literally immersed in and hearing music from the cultures and people in the world.
I cannot help but think of the possibilities had these two incredible talents been able to perhaps contribute to "Age of Conan" (it certainly could have used better music and voice-over) or the rumored upcoming Conan film.
A great movie based on great writing by a great author. I did try watching this movie again recently and couldn't get as in to it as I did as a kid, but it's still good. For anyone who hasn't read the Conan stories, I highly recommend them. You should be able to get a hold of the complete compilation in a single volume.
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Now I have to watch it.
I laughed so much at that scene I almost pissed myself. Not even kidding.
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."
Truly, words to live by.
BTW, for fans of camel punching, the follow-up film (Conan the destroyer" has him knocking out not only a camel, but a horse.
Mako was an incredible actor who took a bit part, the wizard sidekick, and turned it into a memorable character that arguably dominates any scene he is in. His shamanistic voice-over for the opening of the film is incredibly well-acted and has been imitated countless times. It is perhaps not surprised that Mako found a career outside of the typecast subserviant Asian in animation voice acting where he voiced Aku in "Samurai Jack" and Uncle Iroh in "Avatar: The Last Airbender," to name two of his more memorable roles.
Poledouris' music score to "Conan the Barbarian" is quite possibly one of the best music scores ever composed. Not only does the music convey the thoughts and feelings of the characters and the motions of the plot with incredible melodic writing, the very arrangement and style of music so perfectly captures the primal world of Hyboria that I believe that I am literally immersed in and hearing music from the cultures and people in the world.
I cannot help but think of the possibilities had these two incredible talents been able to perhaps contribute to "Age of Conan" (it certainly could have used better music and voice-over) or the rumored upcoming Conan film.