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Sunday Night Movie: Conan The Barbarian
randombullseye | 7:33 PM on 08.31.2008 12 comments




Every Sunday I like to watch and share some thoughts about a movie with as little spoilers as possible.

Tonight's movie is:

CONAN THE BARBARIAN!



Such a great movie. Action, romance, and lots of adventure! And a scene where Arnold punches a llama!



Yes, this is a true classic. It made my action hero of choice into a celebrity. It took the sword and sorcery stories from comic books and dime novels and made it into something that even the a person not looking for complex narratives can enjoy.

For those of us into that sort of thing, Conan presents us with the riddle of steel. Is a man only as strong as the blade he wields or is the blade only useful when man wields it? I always love that sort of introspection. The scenes where Conan discusses the riddle of steel and his religious beliefs are among the best representation of a character evaluating their worth that you'll ever see. I also like to laugh at how dramatic the music can get. Chances are you've heard the musical score played in a trailer or another movie.



I love how there's so little dialog. Its all music set to stuff happening. Its hard to follow if you're not really paying attention. So please, listen closely. They don't say a lot but when they do its generally something funny or interesting.

The DVD set I got cost me $15.00 and included Conan The Destroyer on the other side of the disc. While not containing nearly as much introspection or characterization, the sequel is almost non stop action. Its also PG-13 compared to the original Conan's R rating, so things are a little more toned down there.



This is one of my favorite DVD's to watch. Just look at Arnold in his prime. He really looks like he could take that sword and cleave someone with it. I love this movie.

I also laugh hysterically while watching.



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 20:01
Aaron Mxy Yost
I love this movie so hard. The first one at least. Also, Max von Sydow, Mako, and Sven Thorsen all equal win.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 20:05
randombullseye
No love for James Earl Jones, Mr. Mxyzptlk?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 20:07
Aaron Mxy Yost
Durr, I totally forgot James Earl Jones.
youkilledmyguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 20:19
youkilledmyguy
I fucking love this movie. It kicks the living shit out of Destroyer. I don't know if it's awesome that I can quote the entire movie or not, but whatever, I love it.

Now I have to watch it.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 20:40
Puppy Licks
Camel punching FTW
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 21:20
Gameboi
Haven't seen this classic since I was a chillun. It's been a while.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 21:34
Skribble
Robotfart beat me to it. Camel punching is definitely ftw.

I laughed so much at that scene I almost pissed myself. Not even kidding.
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 22:06
10BobMarleys
Conan, what is best in life?

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."

Truly, words to live by.

BTW, for fans of camel punching, the follow-up film (Conan the destroyer" has him knocking out not only a camel, but a horse.
TrickyNicky's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 22:31
TrickyNicky
The Ahnold commentary track is equally hilarious.
Tascar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 23:12
Tascar
It is unfortunate that two major contributors to the success of "Conan the Barbarian," actor Mako and music composer Basil Poledouris, both recently passed away ahead of their time as a result of cancer.

Mako was an incredible actor who took a bit part, the wizard sidekick, and turned it into a memorable character that arguably dominates any scene he is in. His shamanistic voice-over for the opening of the film is incredibly well-acted and has been imitated countless times. It is perhaps not surprised that Mako found a career outside of the typecast subserviant Asian in animation voice acting where he voiced Aku in "Samurai Jack" and Uncle Iroh in "Avatar: The Last Airbender," to name two of his more memorable roles.

Poledouris' music score to "Conan the Barbarian" is quite possibly one of the best music scores ever composed. Not only does the music convey the thoughts and feelings of the characters and the motions of the plot with incredible melodic writing, the very arrangement and style of music so perfectly captures the primal world of Hyboria that I believe that I am literally immersed in and hearing music from the cultures and people in the world.

I cannot help but think of the possibilities had these two incredible talents been able to perhaps contribute to "Age of Conan" (it certainly could have used better music and voice-over) or the rumored upcoming Conan film.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 01:20
RJG
A great movie based on great writing by a great author. I did try watching this movie again recently and couldn't get as in to it as I did as a kid, but it's still good. For anyone who hasn't read the Conan stories, I highly recommend them. You should be able to get a hold of the complete compilation in a single volume.
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