Recent community blogs have suggested sharks to be superior to dolphins or that dolphins are better than sharks. I'll now provide arguments for both. Would you like to know more?
For sharks!
5) Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.
4) A whole week is dedicated to them once a year on the discovery channel.
3) Dolphins caused people to whine about Tuna. Effectively saying a Dolphin's life is worth more than that of a Tuna. Which is the same as all dolphins saying, "Fuck you tuna fish. We're better."
2) Kyle's dad on South Park had sugary to become a dolphin.
1) Flipper had a movie with Paul Hogan and Elijah Wood.
FINAL ARGUMENT:
Both the shark and the dolphin fail to be proper creatures. Why you ask?
They're both used by Aqua Man.
Both used by Aqua Man.
Aqua Man uses dolphins and sharks. Uses dolphins and sharks.
In addition, Batman's better than Aquaman. Therefore, via the transitive property, we can assume that Batman's better than both dolphins and sharks. This just further proves my theory that whenever the question "Which is better X or Y?" is posed the answer will always be "Batman"
It's been 20 years, the statue of limitations for spoilers has passed. Besides if I really wanted to spoil thing I would have shared the fact that The Silk Spectre is really a man or that Ozymandias is Keyser Söze.
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Also, why'd you kill your blog Scrixx?
That episode was so funny. Good blog RB.
Might as well reveal that The Comedian actually was wasn't a comedian at all. He sings show tunes.
Aqua man is a bitch.