Recent community blogs have suggested sharks to be superior to dolphins or that dolphins are better than sharks. I'll now provide arguments for both. Would you like to know more?

For sharks!

5) Sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.



4) A whole week is dedicated to them once a year on the discovery channel.

3) The giant shark horror film genre.



2) Shark Attack: The Board Game



1) Zombies fight Sharks.


For Dolphins!

5) A dolphin sexually assaulted Hank Hill.



4) This crazy movie. It later inspired an even more awesome segment in the Simpsons.

3) Dolphins caused people to whine about Tuna. Effectively saying a Dolphin's life is worth more than that of a Tuna. Which is the same as all dolphins saying, "Fuck you tuna fish. We're better."



2) Kyle's dad on South Park had sugary to become a dolphin.



1) Flipper had a movie with Paul Hogan and Elijah Wood.




FINAL ARGUMENT:

Both the shark and the dolphin fail to be proper creatures. Why you ask?

They're both used by Aqua Man.



Both used by Aqua Man.



Aqua Man uses dolphins and sharks. Uses dolphins and sharks.



Aqua Man. Sharks. Dolphins. Uses them.