Quantcast
Destructoid - randombullseye's Community Blog




About Me
"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal

"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore, from Watchmen issue six

My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods.

Coming soon as an actual book you can buy a physical copy of to have sitting out on a table or as a digital download for your electronic book reader, The Bonerquest. The premise of the novel is all about a wizard. He wants to rule the world. He also thinks he might be a homosexual as well. The book has wars, sadism, and nudity repeated throughout the story. If that sounds interesting, hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.

Will you accept The Bonerquest?

Read fun articles Josh wrote for Tomopop or Nukezilla! Professionalism! Also I did some news for Destructoid. Sort of a real writer!

Check out Josh Hayes Twitter, or Tumblr!

Old School Games articles are pretty much worth reading. They say write what you know. Video games are a thing.

Zelda 2

X-Men Mutant Apocalypse

Dragon Warrior III

Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse

Final Fantasy 3 (Final Fantasy VI)

Way of the Samurai

Nick Arcade

We Love Katamari

Ninja Gaiden

Toejam & Earl

River City Ransom

Mega Man X

Pokemon Red/Blue

Yakuza series

Operation Darkness

Emultion

X-Men 2: Clone Wars

Sweet Home

Legend of Dragoon

Clock Tower

Mystal Ninja/Ganabre Goemon series

Onimusha Warlords

Rockin' Kats

Karnov

Spawn games

God Hand

Blood Will Tell

Super Godzilla

Junction

Animal Platformers

Robot Alchemic Drive (R.A.D.)

Buck Rodgers Countdown to Doomsday

Darkwing Duck

Shin Megami Tensei games (Persona, Devil Summoner, Devil Survivor)

Jurassic Park 2

Disgaea & other Nippon Ichi Games (Phantom Brave, Makai Kingdom, La Pucelle Tactics, Soul Nomad)

Twisted Tales of Spike Mcfang

Resident Evil

Legend of Kage

Lost Vikings

Devil May Cry

Comix Zone

X- Men

Threads of Fate

Mutant League Football

Mega Man 7

Castlevania 2

Sonic 2

Dragon Warrior 2

Donkey Kong Country

Spider-man & X-Men Arcades revenge

Vectorman

Sonic

Actraiser

Splatterhouse 2

Elevator Action

Mega Man 6

Mega Man 5

Dig Dug

Mega Man 4

Mega Man 3

Mega Man 2

Rock Roll Racing

Castlevania

Mega Man

Beat Em Ups PART 6: Future

Beat Em Ups PART 5: Playstation 2/Xbox/Gamecube

Beat Em Ups PART 4: Playstation/Saturn

Beat Em Ups PART 3: Sega Genesis Super Nintendo

Beat Em Ups PART 2: Nintendo

Beat Em Ups PART 1: Arcade

Smash TV

Ghosts & Goblins

Paperboy

Werewolf Last Warrior

Battletoads

Dragon Warrior

Ducktales

Rolling Thunder

Splatterhouse 3

Doom Troopers

Demons Crest

Primal Rage

Zero Wing

Chakan

G. I. Joe

__

Listen to Josh "randombullseye" Hayes on Destructoid's #1 bullshit podcast, Bulltoid!
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: randombullseye
Battle:
PSN: randombullseye
Mii: randombullseye
Gamertag: randombullseye
Following (11)
Aaron Mxy Yost
Anthony Burch
Bob Muir
CblogRecaps
Char Aznable
dephect
Elsa
MrSadistic
RJG
SephirothX
Y0j1mb0
Old School Games: Super Godzilla
randombullseye | 9:42 AM on 07.15.2009 5 comments






Super Godzilla. Every game on super nintendo has super in it for a reason, and Godzilla got that treatment. The other Godzilla games I've played on Nintendo weren't wonderful, but they were Godzilla. Now as a kid, Godzilla is the king of the monsters. He's the one all other movie monsters fear. He kicks everyone's ass no matter what. And he's a guy in a rubber suit. So in 1996 when I saw for twenty dollars Super Godzilla, I had to have it.



Controlling yourself in the game is difficult. I've not grasped it in the ten plus years I've played the game. And that's with looking at guides for it. I've been able to fight my way up to Biollante several times. She's the rose monster from the eighties Godzilla and kicks my face in every time. But I'll try to explain it.



You start off controlling Godzilla walking around. You move around on the bottom watching your monster on the top screen. Tanks show up randomly and shoot you, taking your health. The goal, at least my goal, is to run around gathering as much health and power ups as possible to fight whatever monster is on that level. Now to complicate things, smashing buildings damages you. Once you manage to wander across the screen to where the monster is, and trust me, it takes a while, the look would make you think it was a mortal kombat or street fighter versus fight? Wrong.

You try to close in on your enemy and slap him. Then if you move the dpad (?) quickly you'll power up a special move. The problem is that whatever you fight seems to be able bust out moves ten seconds apart. So in the first battle you'll have to get hit by lighting twenty six times before you even get to slap the enemy monster. But when you finally do unleash your special attack, it's the greatest thing ever.



Beating the first monster lets you wander around the next level where UFO's show up. You do get to fight Mechagodzilla and several other monsters. . In a shocking twist your breathe attack reflects off him. So you're forced to move the dpad until you get a tail whip. I always get lost on Biollante. And this butthole has too much health to really fight. The level you fight him on is so long. I can't figure anything out. Its been years since I made it to him and tried to fight him. Maybe I can beat him next time.



The really cool thing about this was the instruction booklet showed off all the monsters. It told you exactly who was coming next, including some monsters I've not seen before like Battra, the evil mothra. I've still yet to see whatever movie features that. Several movies just weren't released until a few years ago and I'm still playing catch up.

One thing I wanted to do that I never could, since I never beat it, was to get to be super Godzilla. Yes, you actually power godzilla up into a super form. He looks a lot like Space Godzilla, I've read that they took the look from the game for him and Destoryah. The final boss is called Bagan but if you look at him and Destroyah, tell me the difference. Same horn, same wings, close enough.



In a way, Super Godzilla is appropriate. If you watch the movies, you'll see lots of people talking and boring scenes where nothing really happens. Then suddenly, Godzilla shows up and things are awesome. I've seen plenty of Godzilla films. Some involve robot girls or aliens or alien gorillas, but at some point Godzilla shows up and fights another monster, at least in most of them. Everything becomes clear when you get to finally fight an enemy monster.



My nephew asked me to play this the other day. He's been playing my super nintendo lately. Being younger, of course he loves Godzilla. But playing this game can be painful. So I had to play it and wander around aimlessly then try and fight Ghidorah. I got my face kicked in. Just as I realized how to move the dpad and get going. I'll have to play it again soon. I want to kick biollante's ass.

Godzilla has some more games out there. Master of Monsters on Nintendo for example. Another actual fighting game is on super nintendo, but not released in America. A dreamcast godzilla. One on playstation that was a card battle released only in Japan. Then there are all the recent fighting game godzillas. One day I'll track them all down, there are just so many out there. Melee, Unleashed, and so many others.

Cover:



Attached photos:

Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo Photo

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

1

Those who have fapped:  Yougiedeggs  


Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

4 comments | showing # 1 to 4
prev next

Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 10:21
Char Aznable
I think King of the Monsters is about as far as I've ever gotten into games with giant monsters knocking each other around. This game looks incredibly frustrating.
VashTS's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 14:49
VashTS
I remember talking to someone about godzilla games once. How are the other godzilla games where you aren't godzilla?
Mike Moran's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/15/2009 15:57
Mike Moran
Giant monster games never seem to end up being that good. Isn't that a shame? Rampage is probably the best we've ever had, and only because it's so simple.
RubyWill's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2010 03:11
RubyWill
Godzilla the Huge Heroic monster which is my favorite action figure. I use to watch the Godzilla movies and also I am having a huge collection of Godzilla toys. I use to purchase the godzilla toys from http://godzilla-toys.net. There I found such a interesting and cool toys of godzilla.
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!