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Old School Games: Operation Darkness
randombullseye | 6:38 AM on 12.04.2009 15 comments


World War 2 with monsters! Not complex I know, but this is a video game and this plot is a whopper of a premise. MOre so than other world war two games involving the occult seems to be everywhere. I will say it is tough to play sometimes, but I really enjoy this game.



So you're injured in battle and your friend is with you and your soldiers, then these guys help you.. They're lead by Liam Niesom, no not the voice actor but the artistic rendition and voice sure look and sound a lot like him, and your units name is Wolf Pack. Yes, this unit is all about supernatural abiltities and taking down nazi werwolfs, vampires, and whatevers. Also the name Wolf Pack pretty much lets you know you've some werewolf team mates.



Your characters are pretty basic archetypes of horrror. You've a witch, two werewolves, Jack The Ripper, Van Helsing, a mad doctor (whose name is a parody of Re-Animator a film you should go see right now. It's on DVD and this is the internet, find it.), and several others. My biggest complaint is that your guys die, they're dead. That's it. So anytime someone dies, you have to rush the re-animator to them to heal them. Otherwise that's that.



My favorite move is to get in close and execute enemies. This is somewhat difficult to do since you can die so easily, but it's so much fun. I mean it. Nothing is more satisfyinmg than blasting someone in the face point blank with a gun and then NOT killing them. Yeah, it happened. I shot a guy in the head point blank, and he lived. After the first ten missions, guns become useless. Save for Bazookas. Bazookas work perfectly. But after about ten missions your team gets special moves and swords which are much better.



Hitler is a boss in this game. I'm sorry to spoil it so bluntly and without warning, but about half way through you get your mission. Recall that movie with Johnny Mgquire as a nazi planning to kill Hitler? You're team is involved in that story. Which is actually a true story. But as far as I can tell, in real life Hitler did not have magic as this cutscene shows. This shows off the gameplay and it shows how slow things are. This is not a fat paced action adventure with huge flashes. It's a game about slow stuff, then something goofy happens like a rocket into a group of nazis or robot nazis showing up to fight Frankenstein. It appeals to me with that and its S-RPG stuff. It's not terribly complicated next to Disgaea or those, but its not that easy to just jump at either.



Will you like this game? I don't know. A good friend of mine and often online ally, CharAznable, had some trouble with the game. S-RPGs are not for everyone. The demo sort of gives you a taste of the game. With spoilers too. But its kind of obvious whose what. Although I was surprised to find out that Frankenstien is involved. As well as Hitler being a boss. I'm actually on the mission fighting Hitler and I just can't finish it. The battles all take an hour and Hitler is super tough. I just can't find the strength to finish it. Hopefully I can someday.




But more than that I want to hope for a sequel. Liam Nieson, who again isn't actually Liam Nieson, tells a really cool story at one point about fighting Dracula. Its the type of story that makes me think of a prequel sequel(?) and how cool that cold be. Even knowing how it ends. Spoiler, good guys win.

Also while not old school, I'm making a move to just call all articles Old School Games now. Officially unofficial.

Also I didn't notice, but my girlfriend pointed it out that every female has gigantic knockers. Not exactly in those terms, she said something like "Did atlus make this too?" I asked why and she mentioned this girl in particular , who was talking about how evil she was at that time on screen.



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Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 08:47
Stevil
This never came out in the UK due to the bad reviews and awful sales. I'd love to play it for the X-Com style strategy element but the bits in-between look cheap and dull.

I also got this confused with Valkyrie Chronicles a lot on release. Which is basically the same thing, but cuter and more marketable than a fantasy horror that almost trivializes real horrific situations.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 09:35
Usedtabe
I liked the game, but was severely disappointed with the online play. It only saved experience for the host. Other than that, it's a tough but fun game.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 10:00
manasteel88
I was actually gonna do my Love/Hate on this game for a monthly musing. I personally didn't like the demo, but I thought I'd give the full retail a try and learned so many different strategies that weren't presented to you in the demo. Its a very hard game to recommend to people though. It has a high difficulty curve and the unit death is frustrating to say the least.

Also, while doing research on the monthly musing (if I ever finish it) I ran across the IGN review for the game. You should give it a read as its a horribly written review.

oh and this isn't probably gonna get a sequel. If it does I'd doubt it'll be localized. Atlus tried and failed to bring SRPGs to the 360. It might take them a while to begin working on localizing a new game.

@usedtabe
I've never played the game online. When I had gold nobody was ever online with it.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 10:20
Kraid
The game is craptastic but I love it. I think I played it for 20 hours or something. It has a little "je ne sais quoi".
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 11:25
Elsa
LOL on the "knockers"

... game looks interesting, though not my thing. Nicely written article though!
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 11:53
Char Aznable
AHHHH! This game fucking torments me, sitting on my shelf unfinished. I hit a brick wall on the level with all of the red skeletons and tanks that tear you apart. I think I need more bazookas. Always more bazookas. That's it, because of this blog I'm making a vow to at least complete that level (since apparently Hitler is a BEAST at the end). I'll probably be playing this shit at like 4am tonight.

Also, Frankenstein shows up?!

Usedtabe, this had so much potential for online co-op! If we could have done regular missions with both of our squads, I probably would have stuck with it and finished the damn thing by now. A wasted opportunity.

Manasteel, what other SRPGs did Atlus try on the 360? I'm intrigued, I love this genre.

Stevil, I actually enjoyed the briefing stuff between missions. I was getting into a lot of WWII history and stuff when I played this months ago, and enjoyed seeing the real battles and military commanders mentioned. With werewolves thrown in for the hell of it.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 11:54
Char Aznable
Also, Randombullseye, are you going to be around for FNF or something? We should play some Modern Warfare 2, I haven't played a game with you in months.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 12:29
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@char
They had a Trilogy of titles. First was Operation Darkness, then Spectral Forces 3, and rounding it out was Zoids Assault.

Destructoid actually reviewed the other 2 but didn't review Operation Darkness.

General consensus on Spectral Forces 3 is that its pretty awful looking, which I can vouch for. Super deformed HD characters just look bad, but the art and story should be pretty good (I'm still in Operation Darkness so I haven't gotten too far into SF3). Overall Operation Darkness is the better game.

Zoids supposedly has an issue with very limited customization and the fact that all the Zoids, both friendly and enemy, are gray or brown which leads to a fairly annoying battle. There is a 200 point add on that adds color, but I haven't played the game yet so I can't vouch for it.

Also Band of Bugs isn't a horrible SRPG, even though its mission based gameplay leaves you with no customization at all for the characters.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 12:30
randombullseye
I can think of a couple others. Spectral Force 3 & Zoids Assault.

Also in my research of the game today I found out about a secret character I wish I had gotten. He's an enemy that you encounter that you have to shoot with the main guy in mission 19, then in mission 21 kill everyone but him. I missed over him.

Also, If I call in to work tonight I might be around.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 13:33
Char Aznable
Alright, sweet, I already had Spectral Force 3 and Zoids Assault in my Goozex queue. Maybe I'll give them a shot if they get low enough in price. I don't have high hopes, but damn do I love me some SRPGs.
Shoop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 16:20
Shoop
I actually liked this game more than Valkyria (not by a whole lot though!)... up until the halfway point where EVERY MOTHERFUCKING ENEMEY COULD ONLY BE KILLED BY A BAZOOKA. Like seriously the game went from an awesome hard strategy game with a good amount of depth into one of the most boring games I've ever played.

I want someone to make a WW2 tactics game with this engine. Without vampire skeletons that are immune to boolet.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2009 17:20
Char Aznable
Shoop, I believe the skeletons are susceptible to swords and magic as well, but I agree nonetheless that they are annoying motherfuckers. The stage where they first show up is the one that forced me to bitch out and move on to other games.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/05/2009 08:48
Wintersocks
*Sees third and last images* WOOOOAAAAAHHHH....

Also that game looks like insanity.
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