Quantcast
Destructoid - randombullseye's Community Blog




About Me
"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal

"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore, from Watchmen issue six

My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods.

Coming soon as an actual book you can buy a physical copy of to have sitting out on a table or as a digital download for your electronic book reader, The Bonerquest. The premise of the novel is all about a wizard. He wants to rule the world. He also thinks he might be a homosexual as well. The book has wars, sadism, and nudity repeated throughout the story. If that sounds interesting, hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.

Will you accept The Bonerquest?

Read fun articles Josh wrote for Tomopop or Nukezilla! Professionalism! Also I did some news for Destructoid. Sort of a real writer!

Check out Josh Hayes Twitter, or Tumblr!

Old School Games articles are pretty much worth reading. They say write what you know. Video games are a thing.

Zelda 2

X-Men Mutant Apocalypse

Dragon Warrior III

Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse

Final Fantasy 3 (Final Fantasy VI)

Way of the Samurai

Nick Arcade

We Love Katamari

Ninja Gaiden

Toejam & Earl

River City Ransom

Mega Man X

Pokemon Red/Blue

Yakuza series

Operation Darkness

Emultion

X-Men 2: Clone Wars

Sweet Home

Legend of Dragoon

Clock Tower

Mystal Ninja/Ganabre Goemon series

Onimusha Warlords

Rockin' Kats

Karnov

Spawn games

God Hand

Blood Will Tell

Super Godzilla

Junction

Animal Platformers

Robot Alchemic Drive (R.A.D.)

Buck Rodgers Countdown to Doomsday

Darkwing Duck

Shin Megami Tensei games (Persona, Devil Summoner, Devil Survivor)

Jurassic Park 2

Disgaea & other Nippon Ichi Games (Phantom Brave, Makai Kingdom, La Pucelle Tactics, Soul Nomad)

Twisted Tales of Spike Mcfang

Resident Evil

Legend of Kage

Lost Vikings

Devil May Cry

Comix Zone

X- Men

Threads of Fate

Mutant League Football

Mega Man 7

Castlevania 2

Sonic 2

Dragon Warrior 2

Donkey Kong Country

Spider-man & X-Men Arcades revenge

Vectorman

Sonic

Actraiser

Splatterhouse 2

Elevator Action

Mega Man 6

Mega Man 5

Dig Dug

Mega Man 4

Mega Man 3

Mega Man 2

Rock Roll Racing

Castlevania

Mega Man

Beat Em Ups PART 6: Future

Beat Em Ups PART 5: Playstation 2/Xbox/Gamecube

Beat Em Ups PART 4: Playstation/Saturn

Beat Em Ups PART 3: Sega Genesis Super Nintendo

Beat Em Ups PART 2: Nintendo

Beat Em Ups PART 1: Arcade

Smash TV

Ghosts & Goblins

Paperboy

Werewolf Last Warrior

Battletoads

Dragon Warrior

Ducktales

Rolling Thunder

Splatterhouse 3

Doom Troopers

Demons Crest

Primal Rage

Zero Wing

Chakan

G. I. Joe

__

Listen to Josh "randombullseye" Hayes on Destructoid's #1 bullshit podcast, Bulltoid!
Gamer Profile
3DS friend code:
Steam: randombullseye
Battle:
PSN: randombullseye
Mii: randombullseye
Gamertag: randombullseye
Following (11)
Aaron Mxy Yost
Anthony Burch
Bob Muir
CblogRecaps
Char Aznable
dephect
Elsa
MrSadistic
RJG
SephirothX
Y0j1mb0
Old School Games: Jurassic Park 2
randombullseye | 2:13 PM on 07.11.2009 6 comments



Dinosaurs. I like them. Jurassic Park 2 on super Nintendo is a Contra type run and gun shooter. It has a few problems, but it's fun to play sometimes. You ever play this one? It has nothing to do with the second movie, that I know of, it came out way before.

My half brother with his super nintendo had a handful of games. Donkey Kong, Mortal Kombat 2, and Jurassic Park 2 were among those games. He would often stay with us when I was a kid, but that's not the story here. The story is about Jurassic Park and being a little kid sitting in the front row during the movie. When that dinosaur attacks that car, I was hooked. Even the lesser sequels I found something to enjoy. Now as far as games go, I'll talk one up.



You're a man with a gun. Player 2 is another man, with another gun. Somehow your gun can magically switch between murderous bullets with the L button and non-killing bullets with the R button. You can jump. You can shoot. What more do you want? One thing I had a tough time with today was climbing a ladder. I couldn't get around the top by just pressing up. I had to jump off the ladder and move. I fell a time or two and took damage.



Now my major criticism. The levels are too long. I get lost. I've little patiance for this type of level design. I don't make drawings of maps, that ain't my bag. That's why I don't like first person RPGs. I need to know where I'm going and what to do. I need some sense of pacing and purpose. When I'm just thrown out into a game and wandering around, I hate that. It's why I hate certain first person shooter levels, hunting for keys and just wandering around.


In replaying it today I've realized it has lost none of its difficulty. Its still levels that I can't figure out. I'll have to use a guide to beat this some day. Its just impossible for me to find my way around. Gameplay was still fun. One really annoying thing are the brown dinosaurs who maul at you. Without the sound even on I can hear the noise they make and its such a jarring noise I didn't even turn the sound up to make sure I was right. One great thing did happen on a level in a cave, one fell into a pit and killed himself. I laughed at that. As for sequels, Jurassic Park as a license has a ton of games. Including one where you control the park that's mostly functioning, one that's a notorious PC first person shooter, and one on Sega where you can play as a dinosaur!



Attached photos:

Photo Photo

Is this post awesome? Vote it up!

0



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

6 comments | showing # 1 to 6
prev next

ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 14:24
ChronosWing
Your an asshole.
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 17:42
Rider Chop
Oh chronoswing! You are truly, truly, truly outrageous!
VashTS's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 17:53
VashTS
I'm surprised you didn't actually go into more depth on how the level layouts are.

The game is awesome, but navigating the levels is just as hard in this game as it is in Friday the 13th for NES.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/11/2009 20:06
randombullseye
@VashTS

The jungles and caves here just go on forever and double around themselves. Also I made it to a bunker and got lost in there. I want this game to be playable and linear. It's quite fun running around shooting dinosuars, but the major problem is the layouts. And dinosaurs taking too many bullets to kill.

Friday the 13th's actually coming up from me soon. I can't really describe the hell that is that game wandering around cabins and caves. Freddy Krueger's game is also coming up soon, and it too has that same problem. I didn't know the goal of the game was to get the bones until a few years ago. I still don't know what to do in Jason's game.
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 13:46
Primo
Jurassic Park and JP Rampage Edition on the Genesis were excellent games imo. Nice writeup.. forgot about the SNES versions.
Mary Firefighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/13/2011 04:31
Mary Firefighter
Thanks for your patience and sorry for the inconvenience!
Best regards, Mary, CEO of website advertising and iscsi redundant
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!