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"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore, from Watchmen issue six
My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods.
Coming soon as an actual book you can buy a physical copy of to have sitting out on a table or as a digital download for your electronic book reader, The Bonerquest. The premise of the novel is all about a wizard. He wants to rule the world. He also thinks he might be a homosexual as well. The book has wars, sadism, and nudity repeated throughout the story. If that sounds interesting, hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.
Dinosaurs. I like them. Jurassic Park 2 on super Nintendo is a Contra type run and gun shooter. It has a few problems, but it's fun to play sometimes. You ever play this one? It has nothing to do with the second movie, that I know of, it came out way before.
My half brother with his super nintendo had a handful of games. Donkey Kong, Mortal Kombat 2, and Jurassic Park 2 were among those games. He would often stay with us when I was a kid, but that's not the story here. The story is about Jurassic Park and being a little kid sitting in the front row during the movie. When that dinosaur attacks that car, I was hooked. Even the lesser sequels I found something to enjoy. Now as far as games go, I'll talk one up.
You're a man with a gun. Player 2 is another man, with another gun. Somehow your gun can magically switch between murderous bullets with the L button and non-killing bullets with the R button. You can jump. You can shoot. What more do you want? One thing I had a tough time with today was climbing a ladder. I couldn't get around the top by just pressing up. I had to jump off the ladder and move. I fell a time or two and took damage.
Now my major criticism. The levels are too long. I get lost. I've little patiance for this type of level design. I don't make drawings of maps, that ain't my bag. That's why I don't like first person RPGs. I need to know where I'm going and what to do. I need some sense of pacing and purpose. When I'm just thrown out into a game and wandering around, I hate that. It's why I hate certain first person shooter levels, hunting for keys and just wandering around.
In replaying it today I've realized it has lost none of its difficulty. Its still levels that I can't figure out. I'll have to use a guide to beat this some day. Its just impossible for me to find my way around. Gameplay was still fun. One really annoying thing are the brown dinosaurs who maul at you. Without the sound even on I can hear the noise they make and its such a jarring noise I didn't even turn the sound up to make sure I was right. One great thing did happen on a level in a cave, one fell into a pit and killed himself. I laughed at that. As for sequels, Jurassic Park as a license has a ton of games. Including one where you control the park that's mostly functioning, one that's a notorious PC first person shooter, and one on Sega where you can play as a dinosaur!
The jungles and caves here just go on forever and double around themselves. Also I made it to a bunker and got lost in there. I want this game to be playable and linear. It's quite fun running around shooting dinosuars, but the major problem is the layouts. And dinosaurs taking too many bullets to kill.
Friday the 13th's actually coming up from me soon. I can't really describe the hell that is that game wandering around cabins and caves. Freddy Krueger's game is also coming up soon, and it too has that same problem. I didn't know the goal of the game was to get the bones until a few years ago. I still don't know what to do in Jason's game.
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The game is awesome, but navigating the levels is just as hard in this game as it is in Friday the 13th for NES.
The jungles and caves here just go on forever and double around themselves. Also I made it to a bunker and got lost in there. I want this game to be playable and linear. It's quite fun running around shooting dinosuars, but the major problem is the layouts. And dinosaurs taking too many bullets to kill.
Friday the 13th's actually coming up from me soon. I can't really describe the hell that is that game wandering around cabins and caves. Freddy Krueger's game is also coming up soon, and it too has that same problem. I didn't know the goal of the game was to get the bones until a few years ago. I still don't know what to do in Jason's game.
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