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Old School Games: Darkwing Duck
randombullseye | 10:08 AM on 07.12.2009 13 comments






Darkwing Duck is amazing. Mega Man engine game's are amazing. If they released a tie in liscensed game with that engine it seemed to always be gold. One's I've played for sure. Darkwing Duck in and of himself was wonderful and I can't sing the praises of this game enough. Praise praise praise, *dramatic pause like in the opening intro* Darking Wing! Yeah Darkwing Duck. Amazing.



Also it's a decent Mega Man style Disney game, even without being called Mega Man, you can tell. The same way Ducktales 1 & 2 were Mega Man, Darkwing is Mega Man. You pick your level, you have a projectile weapon, platforming madness in some points. This is what I call a fun game.



So what makes this game good? Well I know you like platforming games where you jump around a lot. This has that. This has that with hooks. HOOKS. Darkwing Duck has to jump from hook to hook and I love it. It's brutally difficult at times in how many hooks there are and enemies flying ar you, but seriously, I'm just so into it. I can't down it for that. I know you like combat. This is the perfect Batman game (not unlike the actual Batman nintendo game) in that it gives you all of Batman, er, Darkwing's gadgets from the show to use as weapons. Remember his gas grenades? He has that. And uh, whatever. The game gives you lighting bolts that shoot out in goofy pattern as a weapon, an arrow, and other stuff that just seems fun to me.



If you've played Mega Man, you'll understand the controls. A few small changes. One button jumps. One button shoots. You can use your cape to block. That pretty much covers it. The rest of this paragraph is dedicated to how well this game uses the license. First of all the game looks like the show. It captures the look better than any 3D game could ever do. When I play this and walk down the street shooting goons, I'm Darkwing. The boss battles all feel appropriate. They look enough like the villains, although I don't recall a guy named Wolf Duck in the show and I've watched Darkwing Duck a lot. If I was going to throw away some money, I would buy the DVD sets.



Did I mention you get to pick your level? Seeing as how this Mega Man style, of course you do! Darkwing's enemies are attacking the city and you have to stop them. Pretty much nails the premise. You've got all the standard guys here, the water dog, the clown guy, whats his face with the battery pack, and the one with the steel beak. I think his name might actually be [large]steel beak[/large]. Clearing all the levels out gives you a final level to take on and a final boss, which I never beat for some reason if memory serves me correct. I'm so sad about that. I just don't have the time to sink into beating the game and getting to the final boss again. The worst thing about Nintendo games is their tendancy to mess up or randomly get lines in them or just get reset at the worst possible times. That and its probably not a good idea to leave a game on pause for days, but I'll do it anyway. Even now as I'm writing this I've a game on pause. That's just how I am I guess. I'm a pauser.

Let's get Dangerous.



Darkwing never got a sequel. Everything else did. Ducktales did. I'm sad by this. Maybe I'm the only one who loves this game. Did you ever play it?

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slayer the player's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 10:22
slayer the player
hey man i love dark wing duck too, and this was a great write up, but you have like three blogs on the first page, maybe its time to take a break. i am sure all these old games will still be here tomorrow. and thank you for reminding me how much i need to get this game.
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 13:10
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I played the holy hell out of this game when I was younger. One of my favorite NES games ever, and one of the only Disney games I don't have in my collection yet.

I use to play it on my friend's gameboy too, which was also a great game. Basically the same, just slightly smaller.

It probably helps I loved the cartoon too. A Disney cartoon that had an episode that parodied Twin Peaks and Invasion of the Body Snatchers? Thank you yes.

I miss you Darkwing
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:23
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
I never played the NES one, but I remember playing, and loving, the shit out of the Gameboy version before my cart got fucked up for some reason(or traded it, I can't remember if I did something that stupid back than).
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:42
Sentry
Wait a second.. didn't I comment on this yesterday?
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 14:43
norm9
Never played the game but I absolutely loved the tv show. Time to go hunting for episodes and relive my childhood.

Good article dude.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 15:19
randombullseye
@Grumpy

I found the Twin Peaks one and one of my favorites, the one where the plant guy Bushroot and him have to team up against potato monsters. I almost wrote about this episode in this post, as it stands out in my mind as well.

I also loved Liquidator, Megavolt, and all his other goofy villains too. And who can forget the Elvira duck Morgana. More so in Darkwing than Ducktales, I always thought her appearances were great in the show.
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 15:33
GrumpyTurtle
@Random

I don't think Morgana was in Ducktales. Are you getting her mixed up with Magica De Spell?
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 16:15
pedrovay2003
This game was absolutely awesome. I think we need a Virtual Console release of this.
Segasonicdude's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 17:48
Segasonicdude
my brother Just Finally found this at the Swapmeet today.....what a Coincidence.....Still as fun as ever
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/12/2009 21:42
Char Aznable
I, too, am saddened by the fact that I never beat this game. That god damned sewer level always held me back. Maybe some day...

Did you ever get your 360 repaired?
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/13/2009 08:58
Faith
for you bullseye:

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