Not that I'm the best blogger, or whatever user created content means, but I just wanted everyone to know that I will not be posting anything else here until Saturday July 11. I've several articles that are long, much like my dog Abbey, and they require some extra attention. Some of them have been in the works for months! Why just today, I used spell check on one of them. I never use spell check, but you already knew that didn't you? I'll also announce that I have stopped using Twitter as twitter is for girls. I do use something called backloggery, which has most of my games on it. Xbox and Gamecube are missing off their, as I've too many to list and my PS2 library keeps growing. And I probably missed a few nintendo tapes here and there too. Anyway gang, that's it from your old pal bullseye.
One last thing, my xbox had the three lights. I had someone call in my xbox, as my phone call would be as subtle as a Blank Movie. Date Movie, Dance Movie, Movie Movie, all those horrible movies that have the humor that makes Jim Sterling seem like Weekend At Burnies 2. My xbox is called in, but I don't have a shipping label. I've had to search for my original windows live account, something I used once for xbox live. Only to find out I didn't need that at all to get the shipping label. I have to have the one my friend used to call in the xbox. So in three years, I'll have my xbox shipped and ready to roll and I'll finish up all those games I bought. And hopefully my downloadable stuff will still be around and playable, I might go buy an arcade new just so I can finish up my fucking games I bought before some fuckface spoils them for me. Thanks again internet.
Sorry to hear about your Xbox. That totally sucks. Resist the urge to go out and give Microsoft more money (I know, coming from me that's ridiculous seeing as my paycheck is basically set up on direct deposit to Microsoft) and just play some other games for awhile. I promise I won't spoil anything but I can't speak for the other asshats around here.
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@pappa
agreed.
So what exactly are you trying to say about Weekend at Bernie's 2?