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My Review of Topher's Review
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23 comments | showing # 1 to 23

Flamma Man

That movie was awful.

Ugh.

How long do you guys think this is going to go on for?

randombullseye

@Flamma Man

I sure hope it last as long as the average internet jokes relevancy in humor.

Chris Carter

Topher won, IMO, beautifully. Hopefully it's done :D

Kraid

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Is that a time-paradox!!???

also , pancakes.

MrSadistic

This is worse than Tyra Tuesday.

And people wonder why I cut my boobs.

randombullseye

I just wanted to lampoon the reviews process. I'm playing games from two years ago. I thought would be funny to do as a bit. Something that I would do with everything he wrote, if only to mess with him. I don't give a gosh darn about how he reviews games or what scores he gives them.

Elsa

... and I just couldn't resist lampooning the lampooning of the reviews process... mostly because it was a quiet Saturday... and I was bored.

... so it's all randombullseye's fault (I mean with a title like "Randombullseye's Review of Jim Sterling's Review of The Saboteur" what else did he expect!!)

Xzyliac

@Flamma Man
One week before Mass Effect 2. We'll all rest up, load our guns, and when Mass Effect 2 is released we'll do it all over again.

Tubatic

Personally, I did it because I love it when a meme comes together.

Syn

I give all of your reviews 0/1,000,000

Wintersocks

Pancakes out of Pancakes?

Your review is Mizinformation, and you suck at breakfast, stoopid casual eater, go back to ur frenchtoast.

ipadshouse

Hehe, pancakes, i hate that!!
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daniel2010

I'm playing games from two years ago. I thought would be funny to do as a bit.
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Ah! pancakes.. not my cup of tea.travel neck pillow

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I thought would be funny to do as a bit.

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it�s a valid reason to seek change in our lives rather than the change happening to us..
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neeha

This may be a common experience for many people, but it�s a valid reason to seek change in our lives rather than the change happening to us..
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neeha

Review of In Good Company, starring Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace, and Scarlett Johansson, directed by Paul Weitz. Google Man

neeha

I thought would be funny to do as a bit.
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neeha

This may be a common experience for many people..
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ipadshouse

Balthier from FF12 is just too damn pretty for his own good. Plus he's good in a fight and a sky pirate to boot. *swoon*Porsche Parts

ipadshouse

Right there with you Crunshii and Aurain. However, you should know that Odin and Alexander will only be available for summon during Astral Flow, they won't be normal avatars.Replica Watches

neeha

I would do with everything he wrote, if only to mess with him. I don't give a gosh darn about how he reviews games or what scores he gives them.
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