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I've A Gift For Destructod - Bonerquest
randombullseye \| 12:57 PM on 12.25.2008	35 comments

Will you accept my Bonerquest for christmas?

Should specify this, it is two different links to get Bonerquest.
2009 Update - Also both links are no good now. Bonerquest is being fixed as there were some issues to be dealt with. Statistics are being overdone again and I'm adding in some stuff not in the first release. I love you guys, and I can do nothing but apologize about it not working properly the first few times I tried releasing it.

Gift 1

Gift 2

Any problems and I'll try to help figure it out.

Known issues:

Grammatical and spelling errors are all over the place. I don't know if you realize this, but I'm not great with that.

Forrest doesn't have music. When we were making it, I guess we just both forgot about it. It was made so long ago, I guess it just got skipped over.

Vista has some issues installing it. I was told a person had to right click on it and run it in a compatibility mode, whatever that means.

Mac and other not windows users can't really play Bonerquest, that I know of. I'm guessing that there is a way, since someone did say that had something to do to fix that. So if they're around please comment and tell everyone on apples side of the internet how to play Bonerquest.

Once again two big thanks to Tascar and Mr. Chad Concelmo for their help with Bonerquest. And a special thanks to the guy who came up with the title for the game. I tried to credit him how he said on Podtoid a few weeks ago, a concept drunk on a podcast, so hopefully that will make him happy. Aaron Linde, I hope you like Bonerquest. Internet, I hope you like it. And most of all, I hope you reading this likes it.

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33 comments | showing # 1 to 33

SilverDragon1979

I'm a little ways into it so far and it ROCKS everyone. I definitely recommend you all try it out for youreselves and experience the awesomeness that is Bonerquest.

Thanks for the aweomse Christmas gift Random, and Merry Christmas. :-)

randombullseye

Thanks for the kind words Silver. I'm not sure if you can pull your saved game from the version I gave you into the new one? Can you confirm that?

Also anyone that played a test version should probably uninstall the old one before they try to play the new one.

SilverDragon1979

@Random: I'll download the new version when I get home and let you know whether I can import the saved game from the old version. I hope I can because I was about 3-4 hours into it, but if not I'll just start from scratch.

Rifter01

Congratulations man! I'm going to download it right now! :D

falinter

i might play it on my friends VMware unless that Apple guy comes and tells us all how to play on apple

Wexx

I'm so esscited!

RonBurgandy2010

Does it work on Vista?

Tubatic

I'm a mac user, but I'm downloading it to say that I have it in my collection. Way to go man!

HydroTonix

I'm a Mac user as well, I'll just play it on my old shit PC.

Thanks for being so awesome RandomBullseye! The interwebs loves you.

SilverDragon1979

@Ron: I run Vista and it works for me, so you should be fine.

RonBurgandy2010

Link #14 is broken for me.

RonBurgandy2010

*#1

-PL-

This is awesome, but I'm having a hard time figuring out how to control it... arrow keys aren't working, all I've figured out so far by mashing random keys is that the Alt key is confirm. Are I doing it rong? Is there a config file to set controls or something?

RonBurgandy2010

I have no idea what to do. It's downloaded and in WinRar, but I have no idea what to do next. I don't even know how to use WinRar in the first place.

Tascar

So if the music is getting on your nerves, or if the music major in you is stabbing your ears on the mistakes in harmonization, I am the one to blame. :)

-PL-, I experienced a problem similar to this when trying to run one of the betas on my 64-bit Vista setup. Apparently it's a conflict that the 2003 version of RPG Maker has with Vista. One solution I have seen is to right click the file and Run as administrator. Another possibility is to right click the exe, click compatibility mode to XP, and then run as administrator.

Ronburgandy2010, open the file with WinRAR and click on the icon on the top that says Extract to extract the files to a location of your choice. Open up that directory to run the setup program.

-PL-

First thing to do in winrar is uninstall it and go download 7zip.

Char Aznable

Check the little instruction thingy that comes when you unzip it, you should look for "C:\Program Files\Enterbrain\RPG2003\Bonerquestdirectory" after installing it.

I got raped by some weirdo blue guy riding a flying penis rocket (I think). So good so far.

Atlas

TO ALL THE BRAIN DEAD SHEEP OF CHRISTENDOM (or something like that)

Open Winrar

find first.rar

click once on first.rar and click on the "extract" button above it

extract to location of your choice

find where you put the extracted file

click on the extracted file

play Bonerquest

RonBurgandy2010

It says I downloaded the Japanese only version...

-PL-

Tascar, I'm running 64-bit Vista, so that's probably the problem... I'll try running as admin, thanks.

RonBurgandy2010

I'm on 64-bit too, tell me what works.

Atlas

Yeah i'm on 64 bit Vista too, my own instructions dont work for me... I figured this would just be an .exe file once I extracted it...

RonBurgandy2010

@Christiangamer
FUCK FAMILY! Play some games! :)

4knuckleshuffle

I probably shouldn't play this at my grandmother's house.

Rifter01

^ LOL! ^

Also, what Char said.

One question though.. Are the little blue and red treasure chests openable? If so, how? Thanks mon, this is a really cool game.

RonBurgandy2010

I feel stupid. It was in my fucking Start menu the whole time. I have to go do something, I'll try it later.

smurfee mcgee

Awesome. I will download tomorrow when I get back.
Also, crazy lightning, thunder, and snow fucking diving from the heavens. Merry Christmas

Milis

I just downloaded it and installed it, but I don't know how to play it, because I'm using Ubuntu Linux. I can never figure out how to install anything on this OS. Oh well, I'll probably try again later. Looks like a good game.

nebones

I've got a boner

Atlas

You should give us more health in the beginning so I don't keep dying over and over.

necrozen

This is fucking funny. The sound you make when you die - well, I was drinking a cup of water when it happened and I started choking.

Also the poop pot was hilarious. I only played for a second because I have to go to bed, but it was really funny.

atheistium

downloading <3

pendelton21

Oh comma fuck comma yes.

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