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I really hate review scores.
randombullseye | 3:52 PM on 10.21.2009 16 comments


I had a great and angry rant all wrote up. I noticed something strange about review scores and a paragraph in realized I don't care.

So now photos of strange costumed people, objects, and other stuff vaugely related to gaming.Something sure to get me more comments than writing about Sweet Home.

























I had halloween a few weeks ago at my girlfriend's parents church. Yeah, I know. I was invited to go to a country western square dancing thing. Hooting and hollering optional. I was dressed as Clint Eastwood. Yes. Black hat, poncho, bandoleer that broke on the way, and more. Apparently it wasn't country as it was western. So yeah. I was a little embarrassed, but it was a good time. There was food. And I brought my gameboy along, because I can't function without it.

[u]Goodnight everybody![/u]



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Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 16:31
Char Aznable
You seem kinda bitter, man? What's up? Did you ever get your repaired 360 back? Also, fuck anyone who does not approve of a Clint Eastwood costume, that sounds badass.

If you don't reply to this blog in the comments, I'm going to kick your ass, you no-comment-leaving son hof ha beetch.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 16:33
Chris Carter
I'm confused over people who loathe review scores.

Why not just read the review, and judge it based on it's own merits? Ignore the score.

A lot of people like scores: the difference is, if there's no review score, the score fans are screwed, but you (a score hater) can just pretend it's not there.
Avalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 17:37
Avalon
That man has Q*Bert on his chest

also MoustacheLink and ManFaye
SovietMudkipz's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 17:48
SovietMudkipz
I like the way the Wii remote guy had the A button painted over his face.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 18:02
Holyetheline
Goodnight.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 20:06
de BLOO
So....

A) Dish out passive aggression.

B) Get a response of how stupid this was

C) Bust out the old, "I didn't know the internet was all serious business"


I think I got randombullseye figured out!
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 21:57
Wexx
I am confused and intrigued. Continue.
Lurfadur's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 23:19
Lurfadur
@ the pic with the girl(?) with pac man infused onto her skull...
It took me a while to realize it was a portrait shot, I thought her ear was a deformed eye!
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 00:08
Jonathan Holmes
I hate review scores too, but only because I hate giving them out.
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 10:22
Freefall
This blog is extremely disappointing.
Tascar's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 10:37
Tascar
I like Man-Faye and the Link with the chicken.
JamnOnTheOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 13:46
JamnOnTheOne
If there were no review scores, how could web sites generate traffic?
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/24/2009 15:32
Atlas
I dislike it when sites give out arbitrary review scores that somehow go to the hundredths.... I give this game a score of 8.364 out of 10! What exactly constitutes a .004 in terms of gameplay, audio, or graphics?....
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