In a fantasy world far away, taking place in a time without text messaging or ipods, there was the kingdom. You have been locked away in a tower, protected from the evil Bonerlord. Upon your father defeating him, he claimed he would kill you before you were a man. Now you are called out to complete the Bonerquest by your uncle, The King. He has a problem. A problem with boners. Will you accept the Bonerquest?
Features -
*Submerse yourself in a generic role playing game world.
*An extremely simple battle and inventory system.
*Duck illustrations.
*Experience a serious and deep video game that will change the way you think about everything.
*A staggering amount of enemies. Only a few palette swap.
*Whores.
*Separate endings that change significantly depending how you respond in the game.
*Also cocks.
*Circumcision, princess rescuing, condoms, wizards, and more await you in Bonerquest.
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few will be chosen for such a hard duty. Will you accept the Bonerquest beta?
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Awwwww yeah!
see me out back in 10minutes.
I MUST TAKE THIS QUEST YOU SPEAK OF.
I need this to work in my head but I want in.
Maybe you can make a secret room, a la Chrono Trigger's hidden developer room, with Aaron Linde in it. If you walk up and talk to him, he laments what he hath wrought upon the world and hopes his employers/family members never find this game.
You should get an 8-bit Window skin to go with the rest of the look there. If there isn't one out there, I can probably whip one up pretty quickly for you.
That would be awesome. I've tried finding one, but have had no success.
Here ya go!
http://charas-project.net/resources/Systems/4883_1084483054.png
And finding an 8-bit font shouldn't be hard I'm sure. I can't wait to play this!