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Bonerquest - Download new patched version.
randombullseye | 10:06 PM on 01.31.2009 6 comments




Download the latest version of Bonerquest. Download now. Please do and enjoy it.

Seriously, five of them, by now the game has to work. I'll hold off until March before I try to fix anything again. Hopefully everything works now. You can save the princess, you can get the king a boner, and you can fight monsters. That has to be enough for now.



A few quick reasons to play Bonerquest.

1) It is Bonerquest.
2) Chad Concelmo is the voice of Bonerquest. Without him, this game is nothing.
3) You fight a character known as the Mammory Monster.
4) Retrogoggles are buyable.
5) Multiple endings allow for replayability!



Another version within a month? Five fixes isn't that many right? So lets go over a version history.

Number 1) Spells were broken. Items needed fixing. Horrifically.

Number 2) Still broken. Also some area fixing.

Number 3) Areas need fixing. Finding out Statistics need overhauling.

Number 4) Fixed some of the statistics and most all of the area problems. Still some problems.

Number 5) Fixed more of the area problems. You can now get most of the endings without problems.

Click here and download the new fifth version of Bonerquest.



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The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2009 22:27
The GHost
Rawk and roll man. I'll be sure to accept the Bonerquest once I finish this paper :)
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2009 22:39
RonBurgandy2010
These are Vista-compatible, right?
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/31/2009 23:37
Cataract
Fuck yes!
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 00:03
garison
I have to play this.

PS Make a Mac version.
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2009 00:58
seigfreid
B-B-B-B-B-B-BONERQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2009 00:55
hpv
Garison: It works in WINE 0.9.58 on Linux and seems to work well aside from it substituting a font that's hard to read. There's probably something similar to run it on an Intel Mac.
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