"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from Steven Seagal
"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore, from Watchmen issue six
My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods.
Coming soon as an actual book you can buy a physical copy of to have sitting out on a table or as a digital download for your electronic book reader, The Bonerquest. The premise of the novel is all about a wizard. He wants to rule the world. He also thinks he might be a homosexual as well. The book has wars, sadism, and nudity repeated throughout the story. If that sounds interesting, hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.
No one else posted this yet, so I thought I would. The nerd yells at Superman 64 one of the worst games ever. Its classic nerd stuff. He gets as mad as ever. Would you like to know more?
The misdirection at the start got me to laugh. I thought it was humorous overall, but it makes me wonder: Why isn't there a good Superman game? Or Batman even? The Hulk & Punisher got games that captured them perfectly, why can't DC have that for their A-list guys? The Justice League game looked okay but I never played it. Did any of you guys play it?
That new superman movie game was awful too. You fight meteors and tornadoes. The few times when you fight bad guys was really awkward. I'd fly past the bad guys entirely or missed the guy I was aiming for completely. Still it was Citizen Kane next Superman 64 and its making Superman fly through hoops.
Is it appropriate to post links to stuff like this? I thought I saw someone post a clip of Mega 64 the other day. I don't want to steal anyone's thunder, I just thought some people would miss it or didn't know about the video. He's found a funny niche talking about old games and using scatological humor. Other videos of his are on gametrailers and his own site cinemassacre.
Special thanks to Conrad Zimmerman for helping me fix the video. I was going crazy trying to get it to work. Thank you, a million times over thank you.
It's totally cool to post stuff like this, but I would advise you to use the video embedding system. The CBlogs don't accept raw HTML, so you'll have to create a tag for it.
Over to the right of the blog entry area, you'll see a photo uploading box. In the upper right corner of that is a button that says "Embed New Video". Click that and you'll be given a place to put the embed code of your video. Then, click the Generate Code button to get what you have to paste into your blog text to embed the video.
Thanks Conrad, I totally missed that am eternally grateful. I felt like such a dummy scouring around Destructoid trying to figure that one out. Fixed the video and edited my paragraph structuring a little better, added some pictures for even more shine.
Thanks for reminding me about this.. I covered his last episode (which was teasing this episode like crazy).. I'll have to check this video later on coz I can't watch it where I'm at now. Thanks for this!
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Over to the right of the blog entry area, you'll see a photo uploading box. In the upper right corner of that is a button that says "Embed New Video". Click that and you'll be given a place to put the embed code of your video. Then, click the Generate Code button to get what you have to paste into your blog text to embed the video.
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