Other fellas did it, so now I'm doing it.



10. I bought a Nintendo gamecube for Resident Evil.

Not just the fourth one, but the remake. My cousin and her husband had one they didn't play, said for a hundred dollars I could have it and all five games. A madden football game. A dragonball Z fighting game. Luigi's mansion. Starforx Adventures. And one game that I really wanted to play, a remake of Resident Evil. I'm a big fan of horror stuff. These darn Zambies especially. Something about the gameplay really does it for me. Then when the fourth one came out just a couple months later and it was like a big budget action version of Resident Evil, I was a happy man with a gamecube. Any other game on the system was just icing on the cake.


9. A day without video games is a bad day.

Everyday I play games. If I somehow don't, that is a bad day. Less and less on the new consoles, but the old ones get lots of play. Working almost full time has severely dropped my playtime, but usually before, during, and after work I'm playing video games. Especially with my soon purchased new two screen gameboy. Yeah, I call it a gameboy. Yes I'm going to buy Dragon WARRIOR for it. I like what I like and I'll play them at any chance. And I'll call it whatever I damn well want to. I bought it, this is the internet, if you don't like it tell me about it in angry comments.




8. I quit buying new games from 2002-2004.

My Playstation 2 died. I got furious. That was that. I bought a PSP at launch, and then quickly returned it and got an xbox. I'd rather play new games on my TV, and it seemed that the xbox was as good a system as any to get. Only a handful of games to start off with, but eventually I got a decent library of superhero games. Then I found a gamecube relatively cheap. See #10 for that story.


7. Learned to read from comic books.

Going into Kindergarden, the teacher was blown away that I could read their horribly simple picture books. I'd already been following The Demon and New Warriors.




6. Borderline crazy.

Mildly stupid, morbidly curious, and just plain silly. Those are words I would use to describe myself. If you can't get a good sense of who I am and what I like, just talk to me a few minutes. You'll realize I like tits. I'm a man who enjoys seeing a zombie fight a shark. And I could talk about how Ducktales was a landmark video game. Then bring the conversation back to breasts. A lot of times I have to have someone point me in the right direction. I'm afraid of saying the wrong thing, so there are times where I say nothing for hours. Large crowds make me feel really awkward. I hate phones and answering them especially. But that's just part of it. I lived as a shut in for two years. Hardly ever went out for anything other than food or video games.


5. Zombies Ate My Neighbors is my favorite game.

It has everything I want. Horror monsters. Humorous situations. Two player co-op play. The music is catchy. I love this game. I'll try to write an article about it later, but it would be ten pages of me saying I like this game. I like this game. Super nintendo version is superior to the Genesis version. Also my half brother borrowed my original copy and never returned it. Making me a sad guy. I did later play the sequel to Zombies Ate My Neighbors and was terribly disappointed. Look up Ghoul Patrol sometime if you want to see what I don't want in a sequel.

4. The Punisher is amazing.

A vigilante Vietnam veteran with a vendetta against vandals. Yes please. Comic books with the name GARTH ENNIS attached really do it for me when it comes to The Punisher. But before that even, as a kid in my local video store the guy had all these statues of characters. Spider-man. Predator. Aliens. And then this fella with a big machine gun and a skull. I couldn't help but stare at it. I had to ask who it was. "The Punisher." The guy who owned the place replied. The Punisher, I repeated. Years later I'm still with The Punisher, through bad movies, decent games, decent movies, and horrible adaptations I'm still a fan. Make mine marvel when it comes to comics anyway, but the one book I always want is Punisher. The Punisher game from playstation 2 and xbox is among one of my favorite games to play for this reason. Running around shooting bad guys and torturing them makes me laugh especially hard when you see the Punisher skull doing it. Let alone an adaptation of some marvel knights Punisher storyline.

3. Massive Multiplayer games seem like Diablo clones.

Not that I played a lot of Diablo, but the MMORPGS I tried out (free ones of course) all felt exactly the same. You click an enemy then watch as you fight with them. At higher levels, the fight is made more complex by skills or spells at the bottom that you push that makes things too complicated. No thanks.



2. Additional information.

Age 21. My favorite foods include Hot Fries and frozen Push-Ups. Don't drink or party for some reason. Never really appealed to me. I like John Carpenter movies a lot. Big trouble in little china town and The Thing especially. Superheroes and comic books. Used to do some semi-professionally. Not much of a music fan. I like talk radio. I even pursued a career in that for a little while. So if you ever hear my voice and say "Oh he se sounds like a radio announcer." That's why. For some reason, I made Bonerquest into a video game. Not really my first attempt at making a game either. Just thought I would make a little game that people could enjoy. Joining Destructoid made me feel like I wasn't just farting in the wind when I wrote about games, that I could actually crossover to the front page and be professional. Well almost professional. Not so much anymore, but I'll buy my own site and pretend to be professional. I don't really care about video game news, but I like writing about games. Games I've played, games I'd like to play, and listing stuff off about games. I know my games. I've been at this since I was two years old. Its about time I did something constructive with it.

1. I like boobs.

Jugs, hooters, knockers, boulders, mammories, and of course tits are amongst my favorite things.