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Steve Ballmer Insane Speech
rachelgreen | 9:36 PM on 09.21.2008 10 comments


According to medias of foreign countries, a lot of title of Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO, rich and powerful people ranking the 43rd in the whole world, famous because the passion is expressed.

As an individual character CEO, Ballmer dares to publish one's own view. Certainly, among them not lack a little " not normal "ly Speech. For example, Ballmer has declared in a moment of anger, should kill and lose Google, bury GoogleCEO,etc. alive. The following is ten of Ballmer is big " Insane " Speech:

1. At party, staff of Microsoft, for 2001, Ballmer dance for joy at platform, jump, call half a minute furiously arbitrarily with rhythm powerful music full field, almost crazy, he has obtained " dance monkey (Monkey Boy) for this " Nickname.

2. In recent Windows video advertisement, Ballmer passion shouts furiously: "I am a PC, I like this company. "

3. In " TechEd Developers " At the conference, Ballmer shout " developer, the developer, the developer ",Repeat 14 times continuously.

4. According to file of a court, Ballmer once because one high to in charge of, job-hop, let loose a stream of savage invective to Google: I want to bury Eric Schmid alive, GoogleCEO, I want to eliminate Google.

5. On the issue that Winodws Vista drops to XP, Ballmer says: "Users obtain two operating systems at the same time, will it be better than this to have anything? "

6. On Linux, Ballmer says: "Linux is a cancer, affix to its question of intellectual property right. "

7. About apple iPod and Google, Ballmer says: "I often wash the brain for my children: Don't use Google products, don't buy iPod player. "

8. On iPod music form, Ballmer says: " we use DRM (digital copyright management) in Windows Already for many years, so the music form of iPod is stolen. "

9. On answering Microsoft and monopolizing, Ballmer says: "We have not monopolized, has just had markets, it is two different matters this and monopolize. "

10. While speaking of the scientific and technological stock and is over-evaluated, Ballmer says: "It is absurd that the scientific and technological stock is over-evaluated like this, certainly include Microsoft's stock too among them. From the point of long-term, this is not favored for economy. "

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