1up reports that Disney is beginning a new online service called DGamer, which will network all players on Disney games together. That's right,
just Disney games. Features include customizable avatars, "honors" (achievements for toddlers!), and chatting functionality.
The avatars look downright creepy. One in particular seems to be a digital 5-year old who just dropped E while trying to cosplay as Sora. All of the haircuts are more or less weeaboo indoctrination propaganda.
I think it's hilarious, because all of these features are going to be wasted on terrible games. And are kids really willing to do random pointless chores in-game to get new virtual clothing? Judging by the success of Gaiaonline, yes.
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