Today is my birthday. Normally, a person receives gifts on their birthday but I am going to do things a little differently. I am going to give D-toid community something special. It is time for the return of the epic credit list.
Atheistium was just invited to any Indigo Girls concert over Xbox Live.
Ascythopicism is a lucky man
Butmac, goodbye and make sure to send me a postcard from Azeroth
Demios: No, I cannot get you Hideo Kojima's autograph.
DVD is more Sadistic than Mr. Sadistic. I mean Yaris, come on.
Phist: Epic banner is epic.
Rio and Suffocat: They are hot, spicy and taste great.
Tazar: Send him to Cancun, again and again and again and again and again and again.
Mxy:
Steel Squirrel: Why Bananas?
Superflossy:I can't thank you enough.
Snaileb: Uh, what happened to the contest?
Ronaldo Workmeng has the skills of an artist, at least.
Chad and CTZ get a lot of love for their favorite animals but where is the love for Orcist's Whales.
Colette:
Topher: I wonder what an actual yardsale from him would be like.
Unstoppable Juggernaut can't beat me in Planet Puzzle League.
Niero:
Mid3vol:
Taumpytears:
-D-: or the artist formerly known as d
aborto thefetus is on an epic journey to find out the identity of aborto themeatus
Lark Oliva: enjoys a good nostalgia trip.
Nick Chester: Roogoo
Casualweaponry: So cooool
Grim is a chainsaw manic.
Shin Oni: Really likes Persona 3 along with just about every member of this site.
Butterflies and Hurricanes:
Passionate Styos is a puzzled individual.
Dj Duffy:
Droobies:
Cheeburga stars in The Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig movie.
Gameboi, do you even own a 360 anymore?
Galagabug: I have to meet you one of these days.
Samit:
Petie Pal:
Pedro:
Puppetpallmich: I don't know what to say.
Reaprar: You started this didn't you.
Kif:
The Ghost: Pick a card, any card
Heretic: Boom!
Ashley Davis:
BFeld: I am gonna miss Scrubs too.
Conrad Zimmerman: Hang tough, you got less than two weeks left.
Chronosblade, I just entered the fail cafe Can I order the Matzo Ball soup
Clockwork: Still serial
Harassment Panda: Cries when a company leaves the ESA
Blindside Dork: It's spinning, It's spinning
GameGoblin: Shoop wunderkind
Genki Jam:
Necros: I am anticipating a drunken Rantoid.
King3vbo:
CharlieSuh: is still and forever will be AZN
Yashoki: I wouldn't say the hottest
Dexter 345: NY owns LA
RockVillian: Stop pointing that gun at me.
Blehman: I looking forward to more of the nex...I mean current-gen version of Randomtoid.
Mr. Sadistic: Breaking Comment records at 100 CPH
Takeshi: really likes Pennywise
Evil Chad is a survivor.
Vexed Alex misses the halos
Pheonix Blood, I think Tazar's got a crush on you.
If you have any info on the possible whereabouts of Sadie G or Tristero, please contact Justice or Coonskin at (555) lostoid.
Tiff: Owner of Pillow Defense Industries; making the latest in pillow defense technology
Knives: I know, I know.
Aerox: I <3 Jessica Walter.
Hitigoroshi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
John Holmes or Tron Knotts: Dtoid's Number 1 Nintendo Fan.
Wardrox: Seems to be in much happier mood than he is usually in.
Jim Sterling is OMG LOLZ.
Fronz: I will battle you to the death.
Kryptinite: Needs moar Burnout Paradise
JJ Rage: Respect Knuckles forever
Nintendoll: Not unlike this
Dan Gale: Where are you?
Free Touch is customizable with 5,000 parts.
Yojimbo: You are not one of the hottest men at Destructoid.
Neonie: Zap!
BahamutZero: The master of the one-sentence blog and has some pretty good video editing.
EternalDeathSlayer is great guy. Yeah, I know, shocking isn't it.
Gynecologist Cobra:
Nihon:
Quisling: Thank God you are off the WoW
Dead 247: isn't a “by the numbers” game
Savant: We need Miniboss Monday to continue.
njsykora: That bunny is a little misleading,
Jack of No Trades: You are a model citizen.
Drunkmunk: I think you like Grand Theft Auto, don't you
Arrested Developer: I really like your poems.
They really are funny.
I would pay you for your efforts.
But I have very little money.
Blank is David Hayter.
Agent Moo is in space.
Not a Zombie: If you aren't a Zombie, then what are you?
EternalDarkWing still can't connect for GTA multiplayer
Gamejew: Sing on
GuitarAtomik: I still <3 “I Kill Pixls”
Dale North: You could press the A button every once in while.
Rev: Keeping it Real
Angels Don't Burn: Good luck with the band, Migels
Sam Spectre: cue applause
Rorshach, we love you, you crazy republican
VWGTI: Misses Wiisucks every day.
Velcroman: Netscape>All other web browsers
Apple has the Mario Karts
ceark has skills of a great artist.
Teta drawing Destructoid is serious business
Riser Glen:
Cowzilla: Lincoln maybe leet but Millard Fillmore owns all.
Pro. Pew and Tino: facepalm, right back at ya.
Big Popa:
Mix: Apparently, he likes animal crackers
BuckFitches: Obviously, has not listened to Rollin' with the Homies yet.
Miss Hinisaki: The ultimate gender-bender.
MechaMonkey: Insert pirate joke here.
SuperBeefy: Bill Cosby rides a Jellocopter eating Jew Bagels
Zero Tolo: Scoops Forever
Jared Rea, Cheapy D, Hoff TV and Luc Bernard and to the many other gaming personalities: Thank you for contributing your incite to this amazing site.
A special thanks to Tuper Hardcore: With your trolling ways, you were able to unite the community in a way that no other person can. Thanks for bring members of the community closer together.
Last but not least: Wiisucks: You will always be, at least, 4 out of 10 Firetrucks in our heart and in our minds.
For the rest of the people here at D-Toid: You're the best.
and so on.
I want to thank everyone here at Destructoid for their companionship. It has been a blast getting to know you guys. I am deeply honored to be chosen as one of the leaders of the NY Group. I, unfortunately will not be able to attend to the Cinci Narp, despite how great it will be, I have a family engagement to attend to so I can't do two things at once. But, I will be meeting with a ton of people at PAX this year and that will be a blast. I can't wait for Labor Day Weekend, see you all there.
If you want to be on the list, leave a comment and I will update the list with more members.
To answer your question, yes, I still have my 360. However I sold most of my games for it, keeping only the ones that can't be found on the PS3 (Halo/Forza/Mass Effect... etc..).
Do you know what's DAMN SCARY....my ringtone on my cell is Mitch Hedberg doing his stand up routine and the 1st joke on my ring is the one about animal crackers!
"I think that animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same! What's a giraffe taste like? A hippopotamus, I had 'em back to back"
Uncanny I tell you!
Happy birthday! I've actually been kinda busy, I have a side job selling retro games to people now. It's really awesome.. I got fired from my real job. Fired/quit really. I'll have alot more time for Dtoid from now on.
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(# 0) on 05/25/2008 11:45
(# 1) on 05/25/2008 11:48
Also I will copy your idea when it's my birthday.
Also also, ;___; (not in the list because he's not a popular kid).
(# 2) on 05/25/2008 11:52
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SCOOPS!
(# 5) on 05/25/2008 11:55
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Speaking of Puzzle, we need to play Puzzle League sometime.
(# 14) on 05/25/2008 12:21
To answer your question, yes, I still have my 360. However I sold most of my games for it, keeping only the ones that can't be found on the PS3 (Halo/Forza/Mass Effect... etc..).
(# 15) on 05/25/2008 12:21
"Mix: Apparently, he likes animal crackers"
Do you know what's DAMN SCARY....my ringtone on my cell is Mitch Hedberg doing his stand up routine and the 1st joke on my ring is the one about animal crackers!
"I think that animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same! What's a giraffe taste like? A hippopotamus, I had 'em back to back"
Uncanny I tell you!
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(# 17) on 05/25/2008 12:24
Right-click --> saved
Funny enough, it's also my birthday. Like, today. SRSLY.
(# 18) on 05/25/2008 12:24
:D
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(# 21) on 05/25/2008 12:41
Happy birthday.
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(# 28) on 05/25/2008 13:25
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Power Glove
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
:-D
(# 29) on 05/25/2008 13:32
The credits are so epic that my laptop is frozen in awe!
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(# 33) on 05/25/2008 14:27
4 days left till GTA! Wooo!
(# 34) on 05/25/2008 14:30
I'll give you a birthday hamburger sometime.
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(# 37) on 05/25/2008 15:16
I feel so honored that I was included in your list, even though I'm very much new to Dtoid still. I don't deserve it!
BUT THAT VIDEO MADE ME CRY. SO ADORABLE
(# 38) on 05/25/2008 15:29
Happy birthday Power Glove!
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(# 41) on 05/25/2008 15:52
happy birthday.
(# 42) on 05/25/2008 16:15
Dem's some epic credits
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(# 44) on 05/25/2008 16:57
Enjoy the day.
Oh and man help a brother out with some Kojima love! PLLLZZZZ!!
Like i mentioned already, ill offer my first-borns 'innocence', oh and some cold, hard cash too.
(# 45) on 05/25/2008 17:00
P.S. DynamicSheep: [insert bouncing boob and welcome gifs here]
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(# 49) on 05/25/2008 18:46
Happy Birthday sir, I look forward to meeting you at PAX.