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Happy Birthday to a red-haired non-believer.
power-glove \| 11:05 PM on 12.18.2008	25 comments

Today, somewhere in the land of fish and chips, the female Podcastle member is celebrating her birthday, the little girl just looking for the lulz. It is Atheistium's B-Day. In honor of her birthday, I found a few cut scenes featuring the one person that she would give up anything to meet in real-life and that is Lara Croft.

OH DANG! YOU'SE OLD GIRL! I hope to see you in NY again, soon. Have a great day. Also, spoilers.

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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25

Sharpless says:
(# 0) on 12/18/2008 23:23

So, how does 40 feel?

Samit Sarkar says:
(# 1) on 12/18/2008 23:23

Happy birthday, Lauren!

May your day be filled with...spunk on your face. ;) Wouldn't that be a nice present?

Redzie says:
(# 2) on 12/18/2008 23:26

Happy Birthday, You spunky girl!

MrSadistic says:
(# 3) on 12/18/2008 23:26

Happy Birthday you non-American son of a birch. I love you.

Jordan Grim Devore says:
(# 4) on 12/18/2008 23:46

Happy B-day, Lauren.

007 says:
(# 5) on 12/18/2008 23:52

omg, happy birthdayz. Hope your birthday is TOMB RAIDERTASTIC lololol

(God I hate my life)

Y0j1mb0 says:
(# 6) on 12/19/2008 00:33

Happy Happy Lauren!!

nebones says:
(# 7) on 12/19/2008 00:40

Happy birthday!

AngelsDontBurn says:
(# 8) on 12/19/2008 00:57

HAPPY BIRFDAY WAUWEN! :D

Guagloves says:
(# 9) on 12/19/2008 01:03

Happy Birthday!

CountingConflict says:
(# 10) on 12/19/2008 01:29

happi burfday doosh

hpv says:
(# 11) on 12/19/2008 01:53

Is it too late to have a spunkbasket delivered? Quick, someone get me the number of a sperm bank in England that does delivery!

NihonTiger90 says:
(# 12) on 12/19/2008 01:55

Happy birthday, Lauren!

Technophile says:
(# 13) on 12/19/2008 02:39

Wee Lauren! happy birthday!

Mxyzptlk says:
(# 14) on 12/19/2008 03:14

Yay! Happy birthday!

Aziel13 says:
(# 15) on 12/19/2008 03:29

happy bday lauren

atheistium says:
(# 16) on 12/19/2008 05:44

I LOVE YOU LOL!
Thanks so much man, it's nice to know that people care <3 I owe you... LOTS OF TOUCHING

ZServ says:
(# 17) on 12/19/2008 07:11

happy biiiiirthday :D

Teta says:
(# 18) on 12/19/2008 07:18

Happy burfing day!

MaxVest says:
(# 19) on 12/19/2008 09:22

HAPPY METRIC BIRTHDAY!

Takeshi says:
(# 20) on 12/19/2008 11:06

Merry Happy Birthdays Lauren. Europe loves you!

GuitarAtomik says:
(# 21) on 12/19/2008 11:33

Happy Birthday Lauren! Your spunk-shield birthday present is in the mail.

The GHost says:
(# 22) on 12/19/2008 11:52

Happiest of the burfdays! May your next spin around the sun contain less face-spunking :D

LostCrichton says:
(# 23) on 12/19/2008 12:16

Happy Birthday Lauren!

Tino says:
(# 24) on 12/20/2008 11:25

WOOOO HAPPY BIRFDAY.

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