So with Nintendo going on this whole "new way to play games" thing. Someone up there in
Miyamoto's palace, has gone bat-shit insane and decided that they better get their hands on
every possible accesory for the Wii-mote before anyone else thinks of them. So now, we can
expect to see teddy bear hug simulators, off road dirt bike games, complete with "accidentally
kick your dog because you tried to start up your fake bike", and many other goofy things to
come for sure. I speculate on the following future Wii-mote accessories:

-Can Opener and microwave, for the upcoming Chef Boyardee cooking sim. Just heat and eat!

-Oversize novelty Crochet Needles, for the geriatric crowd that Nintendo is advertising to now.

-Bratz Doll, so you can now shop till you drop. Comes with special edition lipstick shaped
nunchuck.

-Can of mace. For the inevitable, Japan only, "Walking to your car in a dark parking garage"
simulator. Comes with wireless nunchuck-tazer!

-Gaudy pink plastic cell phone, for the inevitable girl-talk remake.


Just you watch. It's gonna happen.