So I was playng Subspace Emissary mode, and this accidentally happened



Hours of fun indeed.

Ok, seriously, the guitar hero franchise is getting out of hand.

Are people really going to have fun with this cheap little "keychain"? The quality of the toy
looks horrible, with nasty, clacky
plastic. The sound is even worse than I expected it to be, and well, it just plain looks boring.
The only thing this is going to be good for, are those cheap ass parents who like to fool
their kids when they ask them for stuff.

"Hey mom! Please buy me Guitar Hero for my
birthday!"..."OK son! I'll buy you Guitar Hero for your birthday." ::snicker::

This is $15
that is going to stay in my wallet thank you.

I'd rather buy a Vii than this thing.

So just getting my Wii today, naturally I should, and have, bought some games. I loved
cooking mama on the DS, so I was sure I would love it even more on the Wii. Well damn, I
do. It's fantastic, and good fun.

BUT HOLY CRAP, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO GIVE HER SUCH A BLATANTLY STEREOTYPICAL
ENGRISH ACCENT?!! I'm downright offended by it (not really). Seriously, I'm sure many of
you have heard her "speak". She sounds like my mother when she first came to America.

Good gravy...

I finally got a Wii. Argh! That took way too long! Calling every electronics store in the city is
not a good way to spend your day off. Especially when it goes nowhere. Then by the luck of a
word of mouth, my new Wii sits comfortably in my house. Woot!

Wii Friend Code: 6911 2972 3801 0423

So with Nintendo going on this whole "new way to play games" thing. Someone up there in
Miyamoto's palace, has gone bat-shit insane and decided that they better get their hands on
every possible accesory for the Wii-mote before anyone else thinks of them. So now, we can
expect to see teddy bear hug simulators, off road dirt bike games, complete with "accidentally
kick your dog because you tried to start up your fake bike", and many other goofy things to
come for sure. I speculate on the following future Wii-mote accessories:

-Can Opener and microwave, for the upcoming Chef Boyardee cooking sim. Just heat and eat!

-Oversize novelty Crochet Needles, for the geriatric crowd that Nintendo is advertising to now.

-Bratz Doll, so you can now shop till you drop. Comes with special edition lipstick shaped
nunchuck.

-Can of mace. For the inevitable, Japan only, "Walking to your car in a dark parking garage"
simulator. Comes with wireless nunchuck-tazer!

-Gaudy pink plastic cell phone, for the inevitable girl-talk remake.


Just you watch. It's gonna happen.

So Game Arts decides to destroy a little piece of my childhood by turning it into yet another
horrible endless grind that we all call MMORPG's. Starting Jan 15 until Mar 3, you will be able
to beta test this dark dark stain upon the good name of Hokuto no Ken (Fist of the North star).
I hope this does not ever get popular. Seriously, can't they just stick to adventure and/or
fighting games for this one? I'd love another good, uber violent, true-to-the-series gory
fighting game with all the cast members.