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My best friend died on Friday.
pizzaface | 3:13 PM on 04.14.2008 22 comments




I'm thinking about wrapping her up in a towel. Make her sweat a little, think that'll bring her back to life?

Or maybe I should send her away and get a refurbished friend 2 - 3 weeks later...


RIGHT BEFORE THE NEW HALO 3 MAP PACKS FUCK YOU MICROSOFT AND YOUR CHEAP AND EASILY WARPED HARDWARE

Any tips for the towel trick? I want at least a day of pwning the new maps until she gives out again.



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vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
The open USB slot makes it look like it has a sad face.

;_;
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
Also, how the fuck have you not shit in a public restroom?

What if you're at a theme park? You just don't shit all day?

I call bullshit. There's no way.
pizzaface's Destructoid Blog
I've become quite adept at the art of holding in my shits thank you very much.


MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I'm sorry for your loss. I've never pooped in a public restroom either, because I'm afraid I might accidentally fart real loud.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
That's what I love about public restrooms. That, and the sticky toilet seats.
dtomek's Destructoid Blog
I can go for about 5 days crap free. Only on hunting trips though. I think my body decides that frozen scrot is worse than a little colon backup and adjusts body function accordingly. Also, that sucks about the box, mine is still plugging away.
naib's Destructoid Blog
It's a right of passage. Pretend it's a mini-game.

I'm on my 3rd.

Chocobo Knight's Destructoid Blog
I feel your loss as mine died not too long ago. I do recommend using their online service for getting your 360 repaired. It's hell of a lot better than sitting on the phone, hoping you can get someone who you can understand.
naib's Destructoid Blog
®naib
Tactix's Destructoid Blog
Sorry to hear about your 360 *tear*

Me and my Box send our condolences
007's Destructoid Blog
woah... same here. I just can't seem to build up the nerve to enter a public shit hole.


Wait, this was about your xbox....
Doing the towel trick /might/ work. It only let me game for a few minutes, though. Also... I CAN HAZ NEW MAPS... LITERALLY!
animateria's Destructoid Blog
Yikes... Thats a scary thought right there...

Public bathrooms and... well the death of your 360...

Was it a earlier model or a new one?
razerangel's Destructoid Blog
Ouch man, its like an epidemic. Hopefully I can get a good year out of mines before she gives up.
pizzaface's Destructoid Blog
animateria:
July 2006 model
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
You guys are some pussy ass germaphobes. When you gotta' go, you gotta' go.
vexed alex's Destructoid Blog
@ Sadistic

Hahahahahahaha
Jim Sterling's Destructoid Blog
When you do long distance flights, you learn to accept that public toilets will get used.
DaedHead8's Destructoid Blog
I'm George Carlin on this one. I used to swim in raw sewage as a child so I really don't pay mind to my immune system much, it works quite well. I fear no toilets.
TrailerParkJesus's Destructoid Blog
sorry for your loss, go shit on a public toilet in the meantime... I promise you, you'll like it.
brainderailment's Destructoid Blog
don't towel trick it, if you towel trick it, make it work a couple of times until it wont work anymore, then ms might send you the same one back leaving you with a potential re-break in the future. Just send it away now, get it over with.


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