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My best friend died on Friday.
pizzaface \| 3:13 PM on 04.14.2008	22 comments

I'm thinking about wrapping her up in a towel. Make her sweat a little, think that'll bring her back to life?

Or maybe I should send her away and get a refurbished friend 2 - 3 weeks later...

RIGHT BEFORE THE NEW HALO 3 MAP PACKS FUCK YOU MICROSOFT AND YOUR CHEAP AND EASILY WARPED HARDWARE

Any tips for the towel trick? I want at least a day of pwning the new maps until she gives out again.

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21 comments | showing # 1 to 21

vexed alex

The open USB slot makes it look like it has a sad face.

;_;

vexed alex

Also, how the fuck have you not shit in a public restroom?

What if you're at a theme park? You just don't shit all day?

I call bullshit. There's no way.

pizzaface

I've become quite adept at the art of holding in my shits thank you very much.

pizzaface

MrSadistic

I'm sorry for your loss. I've never pooped in a public restroom either, because I'm afraid I might accidentally fart real loud.

Takeshi

That's what I love about public restrooms. That, and the sticky toilet seats.

dtomek

I can go for about 5 days crap free. Only on hunting trips though. I think my body decides that frozen scrot is worse than a little colon backup and adjusts body function accordingly. Also, that sucks about the box, mine is still plugging away.

naib

It's a right of passage. Pretend it's a mini-game.

I'm on my 3rd.

Chocobo Knight

I feel your loss as mine died not too long ago. I do recommend using their online service for getting your 360 repaired. It's hell of a lot better than sitting on the phone, hoping you can get someone who you can understand.

naib

�naib

Jesse Cortez

Sorry to hear about your 360 *tear*

Me and my Box send our condolences

007

woah... same here. I just can't seem to build up the nerve to enter a public shit hole.

Wait, this was about your xbox....
Doing the towel trick /might/ work. It only let me game for a few minutes, though. Also... I CAN HAZ NEW MAPS... LITERALLY!

animateria

Yikes... Thats a scary thought right there...

Public bathrooms and... well the death of your 360...

Was it a earlier model or a new one?

razerangel

Ouch man, its like an epidemic. Hopefully I can get a good year out of mines before she gives up.

pizzaface

animateria:
July 2006 model

vexed alex

You guys are some pussy ass germaphobes. When you gotta' go, you gotta' go.

vexed alex

@ Sadistic

Hahahahahahaha

Jim Sterling

When you do long distance flights, you learn to accept that public toilets will get used.

DaedHead8

I'm George Carlin on this one. I used to swim in raw sewage as a child so I really don't pay mind to my immune system much, it works quite well. I fear no toilets.

TrailerParkJesus

sorry for your loss, go shit on a public toilet in the meantime... I promise you, you'll like it.

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