American Idol in a nutshell (obviously NVGR)

IM BRITISH IM BRITISH IM BRITISH IM BRITISH IM BRITISH I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU FOR DOING SHIT LOOK AT MY NIPPLES LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPLES


DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP DAWG DAWG DAWG BROTHER DAWG DAWG


CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY SYMPATHY SYMPATHY SYMPATHY CRY CRY IM A DITZY ASS BITCH BLAH BLA BLAH MY OPINION DOESN'T MATTER CRY CRY


YOUR HANDS, SKIN, AND HAIR WILL NEVER BE AS PERFECT AS MINE. ANY ATTEMPTS YOU MAKE TO IMPROVE YOUR IMAGE AR FUTILE, I AM THE MASTER, SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

so how was everyone's weekends?