I logged into my dtoid account for the first time in a long while today. I perused my old asinine blog posts and came across this and realized how much I miss dicking around with you guys on FNFs.



FUNDRY 4 LYFE.

I'm thinking about wrapping her up in a towel. Make her sweat a little, think that'll bring her back to life?

Or maybe I should send her away and get a refurbished friend 2 - 3 weeks later...


RIGHT BEFORE THE NEW HALO 3 MAP PACKS FUCK YOU MICROSOFT AND YOUR CHEAP AND EASILY WARPED HARDWARE

Any tips for the towel trick? I want at least a day of pwning the new maps until she gives out again.

image of rig removed for anti fail

And it is still 11:34 PM here, so I CAN STILL WIN! ಥ_ಥ
I was really planning to do more with this, but I am a lazy piece of pizza.

And you have a better setup than me, hands down.


also,

<3

"It wouldn’t be wholly accurate to call it a “remake,” but elements of Avalanche are certainly culled from Sidewinder – it has the same familiar U-shape, multiple ways from base-to-base, and a whole sandbox full o’ vehicles to play with. But there are many, many changes too."



Full story.

So, once again, the pack is gonna run us 800 MS points. I bought the last map pack without hesitation, and will do so with this map pack as well, because I am a gigantic whore.

But this time, we have a remake (err "re-imagining") of one of the favorite Halo maps of all time; Sidewinder. So, is Destructoid gonna splurge $8.00 and buy the maps? Or wait until they're free, and force everyone else in FNFs to play the old maps with you?

IM BRITISH IM BRITISH IM BRITISH IM BRITISH IM BRITISH I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU FOR DOING SHIT LOOK AT MY NIPPLES LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPLES


DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP DAWG DAWG DAWG BROTHER DAWG DAWG


CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY SYMPATHY SYMPATHY SYMPATHY CRY CRY IM A DITZY ASS BITCH BLAH BLA BLAH MY OPINION DOESN'T MATTER CRY CRY


YOUR HANDS, SKIN, AND HAIR WILL NEVER BE AS PERFECT AS MINE. ANY ATTEMPTS YOU MAKE TO IMPROVE YOUR IMAGE AR FUTILE, I AM THE MASTER, SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

so how was everyone's weekends?

I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN OR YOU'RE ALL FIRED!