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2:49 PM on 11.04.2009

The Good Ol' Days

I logged into my dtoid account for the first time in a long while today. I perused my old asinine blog posts and came across this and realized how much I miss dicking around with you guys on FNFs.



FUNDRY 4 LYFE.   read


3:13 PM on 04.14.2008

My best friend died on Friday.



I'm thinking about wrapping her up in a towel. Make her sweat a little, think that'll bring her back to life?

Or maybe I should send her away and get a refurbished friend 2 - 3 weeks later...


RIGHT BEFORE THE NEW HALO 3 MAP PACKS FUCK YOU MICROSOFT AND YOUR CHEAP AND EASILY WARPED HARDWARE

Any tips for the towel trick? I want at least a day of pwning the new maps until she gives out again.   read


1:19 AM on 04.07.2008

Not My Turning Point Gaming Rig

image of rig removed for anti fail

And it is still 11:34 PM here, so I CAN STILL WIN! ಥ_ಥ
I was really planning to do more with this, but I am a lazy piece of pizza.

And you have a better setup than me, hands down.


also,

<3   read


1:31 AM on 03.19.2008

Avalanche: New Halo 3 Legendary Map Revealed

"It wouldn’t be wholly accurate to call it a “remake,” but elements of Avalanche are certainly culled from Sidewinder – it has the same familiar U-shape, multiple ways from base-to-base, and a whole sandbox full o’ vehicles to play with. But there are many, many changes too."



Full story.

So, once again, the pack is gonna run us 800 MS points. I bought the last map pack without hesitation, and will do so with this map pack as well, because I am a gigantic whore.

But this time, we have a remake (err "re-imagining") of one of the favorite Halo maps of all time; Sidewinder. So, is Destructoid gonna splurge $8.00 and buy the maps? Or wait until they're free, and force everyone else in FNFs to play the old maps with you?   read


10:58 PM on 03.03.2008

American Idol in a nutshell (obviously NVGR)


IM BRITISH IM BRITISH IM BRITISH IM BRITISH IM BRITISH I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU FOR DOING SHIT LOOK AT MY NIPPLES LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPLES


DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG DAWG I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP I'M HIP DAWG DAWG DAWG BROTHER DAWG DAWG


CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY CRY SYMPATHY SYMPATHY SYMPATHY CRY CRY IM A DITZY ASS BITCH BLAH BLA BLAH MY OPINION DOESN'T MATTER CRY CRY


YOUR HANDS, SKIN, AND HAIR WILL NEVER BE AS PERFECT AS MINE. ANY ATTEMPTS YOU MAKE TO IMPROVE YOUR IMAGE AR FUTILE, I AM THE MASTER, SEE YOU ALL IN HELL

so how was everyone's weekends?   read


12:29 AM on 01.11.2008

Dear DTOIDers,


I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN OR YOU'RE ALL FIRED!   read


2:18 AM on 10.09.2007

(T_T);;



THIS IS A HARDCORE VIDEO GAME COMMUNITY   read


1:59 AM on 09.16.2007

OH SHI-





from the back:

A Desperate Enemy. A Desperate War.

Introducing the Halo 3 Limited Edition, in a unique metal case - the perfect addition to your collection.

In this third installment to the epic Halo trilogy, the war is reaching its climax and Master Chief's mission is to stop the Covenant, protect the planet, and ultimately save manking.

Hi Def Halo - A Halo-themed calibration tool helps you make the most out of your home theater experiences. This bonus disc runs as an Xbox 360 software title, displaying 720p HD content (On HD Sets) for every segment.
Bestiarium - An illustrated hardcover guide to the species and creatures of the Halo Universe.
Featurettes - A series of short films with subjects ranging from: making your network play nice with Multiplayer, to the challenges of creating the biggest Halo ever.
Art Attack - Exclusive Halo 3 Gamerpics and Dashboard Theme, gallery of concept and production art, a fully playable version of a classic Halo-themed mini game.


fdgdfghdfhasghsgdfdherfg!!

stoled from HGN myspace forumz.   read


4:57 PM on 09.07.2007

CTZ IS IN MAH HOUSE, DERANKIN MAH HALOS

That fucker just got me down to a level 24 in team slayer.

and now he's getting raped in team snipes. what a nub.
and on top of that he ate all of my food. thank you CTZ.



THANKS FOR FARTING ON MY CHAIR YO


THANKS FOR PILLAGING MY PANTRY YO

THANKS FOR DERANKING ME IN TEAM SNIPES YO

"I KEEP GETTING ON SHITTY TEAMS!!11!~"
excuses, excuses... :(   read


2:06 AM on 08.21.2007

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT EVAR SINCE I BEGAN WORKING

I work at the local TOGO'S (west coast sandwich chain) and as I rang someone's order up today, I noticed the price:

$13.37

FUCK YEAH IT FINALLY HAPPENED AFTER 2 MONTHS OF WORKING AS A LOWLY CASHIER IT FINALLY EFFING HAPPENED.   read


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