Why Taco Bell Quesadilla Wrappers Aren't Real Consoles

I want to say you did it wrong, but you do show your work.

Must be broken!

This is all Reggie's fault!

Dude my uncle works for nintendo and he showed me how to do it and you're doing it wrong. You put the mild sauce on the disc, not the hot sauce. Hot sauce is only for 360 and PS3 games, because of processing power.

Where's the sour cream?

You're so amateur. Sour cream has to be added before the sauce can conduct enough current to power the wrapper. Although, you can get by with guacamole if you're trying to run a Wii game.

And tortilla strips sometimes help.

This is all in the manual, didn't you read it?

D:

I forgot the tortilla strips!

Fucking hell, no respect for hardcore asada consumers!

@RenagadePanda

Who reads the manual anyhow? They shouldn't make it so damn hard to run. No one ever reads the manual. It should be something simple like "stick cd in wrapper" that anyone can figure out even if they're blind. Bad choice of not doing that on Nintendo's part IMO.

I also tried shaking it around for awhile. No luck. Think I might try some more chipotle sauce.

I did do a quick Google search on this and some people suggested pouring some of the Mountain Dew Baja Blast on it and then mixing it with some cheese.

You need bacon bits if you want to take it online.

You idiot, you have to wrap the disk in a napkin first!

I love the Destructoid community. :D

@CelicaCrazed: That's the PAL Wii. All other versions require use of table salt and the volcano taco sauce.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?