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Why I Love Destructoid.
pixelpunx \| 9:33 PM on 08.24.2009	5 comments

I've been dreaming of you from a distance. I sit in the coffee shop, and watch you make delectable frothy toppings on all of my peppermint mochas... but why can't I talk to you? I secretly admire you, because of your stunning abs.

I've heard your penis jokes, and seen your robot helmet. I know you so well, but doubt you have the slightest knowledge of how those things affect yours truly. I just want to touch you, but don't know how your metallic exterior would feel against my skin.

I love you, Destructoid. I just want to be with you. Will you marry me?

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Magnalon

CWal37

<3<3<3

Hamza CTZ Aziz

I'll marry you

Knives

don't marry hamza!! he's a gold digger

pixelpunx

If only the entire Destructoid community could have a giant group marriage. Maybe someone can find a minister (who could wear the Mr. Destructoid helmet) to perform said act during PAX? Worlds largest marriage? Hm???

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