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Why I Love Destructoid.
pixelpunx | 9:33 PM on 08.24.2009 5 comments


I've been dreaming of you from a distance. I sit in the coffee shop, and watch you make delectable frothy toppings on all of my peppermint mochas... but why can't I talk to you? I secretly admire you, because of your stunning abs.

I've heard your penis jokes, and seen your robot helmet. I know you so well, but doubt you have the slightest knowledge of how those things affect yours truly. I just want to touch you, but don't know how your metallic exterior would feel against my skin.

I love you, Destructoid. I just want to be with you. Will you marry me?



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CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/24/2009 22:28
CWal37
<3<3<3
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 01:24
Hamza CTZ Aziz
I'll marry you
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 05:34
Knivy
don't marry hamza!! he's a gold digger
pixelpunx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/25/2009 14:45
pixelpunx
If only the entire Destructoid community could have a giant group marriage. Maybe someone can find a minister (who could wear the Mr. Destructoid helmet) to perform said act during PAX? Worlds largest marriage? Hm???
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