In response to Chad Concelmo's
dream fighter article, I would like to nominate Jim Sterling as a fighter.
Special Moves:
Hammer of Truth:
Pulls a giant hammer from his pocket, and throws it at his enemy. If enemy is hit, they are stunned realizing how Jim isn't actually a troll, but instead someone expressing a genuine opinion whether or not the majority of the public agrees with it.
Toucan Tremor:
Jim's toucan flies off screen, only to return with a devastating collision with the ground. Opponents take damage if within range of the resulting shock wave.
Reviewer's Rating:
Gives a brutally honest score on opponent's performance, resulting in a damaged ego for the foe. No special moves for 30 seconds.
Why he would be awesome:
BECAUSE HE'S JIM FUCKING STERLING.
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