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I'm a girl -- I have a diary
pinksage \| 1:25 PM on 03.18.2008	61 comments

So apparently I need to get this game. HOLY COW!!! IT LOOKS AMAZING! The description just made me milk my pants.

"You�re a girl on the go and need help keeping track of your busy social life. Diary Girl is the answer to all your problems! Diary Girl is the only password protected electronic journal/PDA for the Nintendo DS. It is the perfect way to organize your daily life, interact with your friends, check daily horoscopes and play mini-games."

http://www.ebgames.com/product.asp?cookie%5Ftest=1&product%5Fid=180698

MUST BUY IT! It's Tuesday, I'm bored -- I can haz plants?

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MrSadistic

What the hell. Girls get all the good shit.

blehman

For some reason I read the title as "Dairy Girl", which would make a far more interesting game.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

"milk my pants" HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Sadie G

i hope that's sarcasm... lol

liquidninja

Nah, a real diary would be much better. Also, just how is it supposed to help you interact with friends?

Aertyr

I saw billy in the hall today. He looked really cute.
Also, Martha told Billy who told Paul who told Sam that I was fat. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!

That BETTER be sarcasm.

If not, here comes an aneurysm.

pinksage

@blehman: Dairy Girl, I think that's why I milked my pants.

Knivy

L-O-L

No "journal" version for guys? How sexist :P

AngelsDontBurn

Milk my pants? Dude, that sounds SO gross.

DrNutt

You can play that on your pink DS! How cute! Do you have it blinged out with faked diamonds and glittery sparkles?

What's really sad is that I was looking at DS games the other day at Best Buy, and most of the games were some variation on "Baby Pretend Animal Doctor Horsez 3". WTF?

Surf314

Does it come with a lock, to keep the 'rents from snooping?

MaxVest

I was going to post a picture of tubgirl with the caption Diarrhea Girl, but it was just a little too juvenile. She chocolate-milked her pants.

pinksage

@AngelsDontBurn: I like Milk in my pants. Maybe i should lay off the umm -- adult videos.

Chocobo Knight

Now we just need Diary Girl: Babiez and we're all set!

Def JM

I milked my pants once.

Snaileb

Can I have plants?

hahaha not today, you've earned it. ;)

pinksage

I milk my pants all the time, actually.

AngelsDontBurn

@pinksage: OOF! Probably! Haha. Reading it for the first time made me frown.

@Def JM: Yeah, me too. After eating at this place..

Melmoth

Pancho's sopapilas and honey are sex in a basket.

pinksage

Isnt Panchos the official sponsor for TubGirl?

MrSadistic

Pancho's gives me that special feeling in my butt that's only reserved for a colonoscopy.

kaz

Giving up Ice Cream wasn't so bad, but if chicks are going to be milking their pants, I might get really upset about my whole lactose intolerance thing.

MaxVest

The official sponsor of tubgirl is Gatorade.

*Note: if nobody has made a mostly-black-and-white, Gatorade-style photoshop of tubgirl with the Gatorade logo, captioned "Is It In You?" then I have work to do.

galagabug

i milk my plants all the time.

-D-

Plants? I don't know what you're talking about.

Cowboy TTop

This is the problem with so called games for girls, its very hit and miss. Truth is anyone is capable of liking anything, but developers feel pigeon holed with these games.

Should they bother trying to appeal to girls at all? Sometimes I think no, but when I see titles like Spinning Princess/Princess on Ice, Trauma Center and Professor Layton I think its possible to appeal to female gamers, without games having to actually get pink and mushy, leavin the appeal open for everyone.

However, I'm sure some females might find a diary option for their DS appealing.

Just so long as you can divide you time, between your diary and your cup runneth over dairy shenanigans, Pink. Lol.

Melmoth

pantalones de milko!

Ascythopicism

I can't wait for "Shut-the-Fuck-Up-and-Get-Back-in-the-Kitchen Girl" to come out!

Snaileb

Sissy milking. Wikipedia, look it up. Seriously, I wish DVD never enlightened me.

Tragic Hero

*sigh* When will these Star Wars ever end?

Passionate Styos

[sarcasm]If Konami made it, it must be awesome![/sarcasm]

blehman

LOL! Pinksage's dirty little secret, she was with the gov. of New York:

Melmoth

@bleh: i c wat u did thar

and i like it!

Justice

Does this come with a UV pen(is) for the super secret secrets?

pinksage

@bleh: SHHHHH! I need to make money to supply my games some how!

MissHinasaki

blehman

Wait I thought you....OH! I finally get the flower thing now.

Hollie Bennett

Like oh my god! i like totally need this game, so that i can like totally remember all the times that i'm seeing all these totally hot boys that I'm like totally going on dates with. like oh my god. totally.

BluFire

[img=http://www.diorsplace.com/pics/thumbs/Li9wYWxtZmFjZWxpb24=.jpg][/img]
[img=http://emeraldnotwork.net/palmface.jpg][/img]

BluFire

Fuck this. Bbcode just penetrated me fucking hard.

MissHinasaki

Shit Ron! I told you to go get tested after Lemon raped you so hard.

Rockvillian

DJDuffy

Ron is preggers@!!

king3vbo

Is it for Zune?

Brian Szabelski

All the girls are going to want that game. Totally.

DrNutt

@king3vbo: I'm totally getting it for the ngage.

HarassmentPanda

"I was going to post a picture of tubgirl with the caption Diarrhea Girl, but it was just a little too juvenile. She chocolate-milked her pants."

Sadly, so was I.

Resident Weevil

Easy way to get a lot of comments: "I am a girl...." and ".....just made me milk my pants."

Also would have worked: "I have breasts, do you like?"

Avid

i hate you pinksage you are way to cool

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