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Uwe Boll-trayal
pierrerodriguez | 1:51 PM on 08.26.2007 5 comments


Lance Martini over at FilmDrunk has posted Uwe Boll's email address along with a hilarious anecdote that lays out just what an egotistical shitstain Boll really is.


"I was talking to [name withheld], trying to convince him to have a Uwe Boll film night, because I thought it would be pretty hilarious for him to analyze his work. Anyways, he got all quiet and then told me that Uwe Boll cast his wife (a pretty awesome actress) in one of his films. So about a week before they were supposed to start shooting, he told her she was going to do a nude scene...she said she wasn't, he said "You will do it because I am Uwe Boll" so she told him to go fuck himself, and then he told her she would never work for him again so she laughed at him. And I guess the girl he replaced her with almost had a breakdown because when she was doing the nude scene he kept telling her how awful her body was and how he should have found someone more attractive."

Email little Ewey at UBoll40163@aol.com and tell him what douche he is.

Also, my header sucks cocks!



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Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 14:06
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
You won't get naked for me? I'M UWE-FUCKING-BOLL!!
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 14:21
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
"Is-a Ooweh Boll gonna has ta choke za beetch?"

Fixed.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 14:21
Justice
Haha he's a bitch BIATCH!
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2007 18:27
Maurice Tan
Hello? Ja, are you hearing me? Okay, you vill take of zhe clothers because I have zhe Bolls of Steel ja? Okay zhank you.
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