We all knew this was coming. PAX has come, destroyed faces and left Seattle. A few of you to thank... *ahem*
(WARNING: "<3", "I'll see you soon" and "good to meet you" will be used frequently from here on out)
Original PAXers first:
(we made it to #2, no free Bawls this year but plently of neon green testes, always good times with you)
(words cannot express how much I love stroking your goatee and playing Naked UNO on Xbox L... - shit, now everyone knows)
(you are one of the most hardcore Dtoid people around, and you're Canadian - an enigma in itself, I better see you next year)
(good to see you especially when we only see each other every so often)
(I can't wait to hear your epic singing again, hope Libby had fun)
(good to actually spend time with you, epic pho, San Fran fanboy talk, Team Awesome in full effect)
- Dale North
(always good to chat with you, the hardest working man in bloggetry land)
(always good to see you, hope you got to enjoy PAX as much as the community did, <3 you rong time, Corette Benett!!)
(you owe me super cereal one-on-one time, no Slurpee for you)
(<3<3<3 - she's not really leaving - you emo people, you)
(you made it, you know how much I enjoy your mom's curry recipe, I know how much you hate the Yankees right now, I know too much - about you)
(Korey wasn't around much, goddam chievo whore thought there were gamerscore points to be claimed at PAX)
(we've talked for a while on Dtoid and we finally meet, please come visit me soon and I promise you all the clotted cream and hot scones your heart desires)
- Riser Glen
(you made it as well - it personally wouldn't have been PAX without you)
(fake British people are pretty cool, I guess <3<3<3 - I wanted to go to Vegas, I swear)
(always good catching up with you, I better see more of you soon)
(so glad you made it to PAX, always love hangin' with you)
(best roomie - I will try to make it out to Texas, dude)
(good to see you again, have fun in Mexico with Sackboy)
(we got to hang again, yay - I <3 your mom)
(good time? - keep shakin' that change, boy)
(you're cool - not 'not cool', nice to meet you in the flesh)
(you almost kissed me and you should be in prison for that - but I love you, so yea...)
- Asian Joe
(you will be visiting NY soon if you like it or not, your DDR work is astounding)
(my favorite honorary Asian on the planet, always plenty of laughing and rice eating when you're around)
(I hope to see you again soon, that means before the next PAX)
(you act like we just saw each other yesterday, always good times - give Left4Dead a chance, you bastid)
(my Korean Dtoid brother, you were a great replacement for Charlie - we'll hang in LA soon, man - rich man cigs FTW)
(fucking love you, dude - move here already)
(your drunkeness confuses me and I love you for that)
(you seriously thought I hated you, I hope you die in a fire in your sleep - fuck, it didn't work - <3 you, dirty hippie)
(probably the definitive Dtoider right here, awesome hangin' with you, Pacific Dick fo lyfe!)
(you are the multi-Asianest person ever, see you in TF2)
(too bad we never kicked it earlier, you crack me the fuck up)
(Butner is the shiznit, folks - come to Barcade, faggala)
(a pleasure to meet you, please give Necros the beating he deserves next time)
- Counting Conflict
(you are awesome)
- DJ Duffy
(<3, I didn't let you buy me a drink, lol)
(you are pretty damn cool, keep Dorian in check)
(you rock, I won't be scared of you at NARPs now)
(we finally get to chat and drink, your account won't be banned after all, AZN<3)
(good to see you represent NY at PAX, you are damn classy when you play them Rock Band drums)
- Naia / Zero Atma
(good to see you guys again)
(nice to meet you, dude)
(sucks I had no idea who you were, good times)
(nice Ms. Pac Man score, man - wish I was in the Canadias more)
(great to meet you, definitely some epic conversations with you)
(I finally got to mansecks you in the ear, I cracked up pretty good when you got into that dude's car - you're such a dick)
- DVD / Aaron
(yo, we finally meet - a pleasure hangin with you)
(stop changin yo damn avatar, stick to big hats)
(hope to talk to you more next time we meet, be good to my little Topher)
(I think I forgot to call you, I saw you for like 5 minutes)
(everyone hogged you from me :( - you are ridiculously funny, hope to see you soon in LA)
(I love you to death, you are such a mailbox head - but I still love you)
- Nick Chester
(we meet once again, Editor-Fancy-Guy - I didn't get to see any amazing Rock Band or karaoke performances, you owe me for next time)
- Dan Paladin
(a pleasure seeing you again, congratulations on the success of your vidya game!)
and whoever else I forgot to mention, too many goddam people, love you all.
(look at what you did, how happy you're making all of these fools - thank you, again - congratulations on an amazing and successful panel at PAX - hope to see you soon, meng <3<3<3<3<3)
A few pieces of photographic evidence:
Fruit Fucker says, "Come to PAX 09, bitches!"
DJ Duffy, Samit and Liz
Dyson attempting to play Ms. Pac Man.
PAX Failcast, Husky attention whoring
Naia, Powerglove, Dragonforce-shirt-lady-lookin-dude and Zero Atma on Guitar Hero World Tour.
Niero group bearhug session on the last night.
Madninja a little too happy about meeting a covert Umbrella agent.
DDR Battle: Nintendoll vs Asian Joe
Dale North (in the back with the video stick) & The One-Ups (who dedicated the Chrono Trigger theme to "Colette and Chad from Destructoid")
Dtoid's very own Pacific Dick: King3vbo, Toneman, LostCrichton, CutieHoney
Manlove with BigPopa and Coonskin
Riser Glen reflects and thinks, "Bale... needs more Bale."
Madninja, me, GuitarAtomik and EternalDarkWing on Guitar Hero World Tour a la Modest Mouse.
Hey, it's Chad!
This man of a man who they call Dale North.
Is it possible that I like Dan Paladin more than his game?
I was happy to see King, as you can see.
Austrailians apparently lick people. Fooliz, me (what I'm doing, I have no clue) and Riser
Macca, me and Hoygeit (open your eyes, you damn Asian!) think we're cool with cigars in our mouths
Superflossy and Rio are awesome.
Toneman did not find a kitty with a bowtie in Seattle. Therefore, he is frowny face and I feel his pain.
Heath Ledger reincarnated into Necros' body, Riser looks away in disgust
I better see all of you in Seattle or at PAX East next year. No excuses.