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The Destructoid Tattoo Contest: LAST DAY FOR ENTRIES
pendelton21 | 2:57 PM on 04.26.2009 6 comments


HEY! Guess what? It's the last day to submit your Mr. Destructoid tattoo design for this here contest. So far, I've doubled the amount of entries I previously got, making it a whopping total of 2 entries! Umm...wheee. I'm hoping a few more of you kids can step up and send me some designs, since the contest ends TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT. In case you have no idea what I'm talking about, here's some good ol' copy-pasta:

'm calling on any and all Dtoid artists/doodlers/what-have-yous to come forth and give me tattoo designs. Basically, I'd like something small (no bigger than 5 inches), and it has to be your interpretation of Mr. Destructoid's head. I have 2 designs I like so far, and I'm looking for more. Why? Well, once I have in a bunch of designs, I'm gonna have the community vote for which piece will be forever emblazoned on my hairy, ghoulish-white flesh. YES, YOU, THE COMMUNITY, WILL DETERMINE WHICH TATTOO I GET!

Here's how it's gonna work: anyone who wants to enter, send me a PM or an email (at pendelton21@gmail.com) with your piece of art. My favorite 5 pieces will go head-to-head in a community poll, where anyone in the community can vote on the winner. Said winner will not only get to revel in the fact that your art will be eternally etched onto me, but they'll also get a $20 PSN/360/Wii point card for their efforts.

Once the design is chosen, I'll get it tattooed the Friday afternoon/evening of the Penny Arcade Expo in Seattle, Washington (Setember 4th, to be specific). Awesomely enough, the lovely Niero will be paying for the tat. Anyone who wants to see the deed done can come and watch me make the best mistake of my life then (I'll have the details on where I'm getting it done later)!

REMEMBER, ENTRIES ARE DUE BY 11:59 PM TONIGHT!!!



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6 comments | showing # 1 to 6
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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 15:57
Justice
Good luck with the submissions and tattoo dude!
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 17:26
fetusmilk
maybe noone sending stuff in is a sign.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 19:24
garison
I can dig it.
norm9's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/26/2009 23:09
norm9
Wait. So if I draw a picture of a penis, then it might be in the finals because nobody else put in a contribution? Time to get crackin' on the MS Paint.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 09:18
Krow
Mikey drew you one. Togail is drawing you one.

Patience big boy.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/27/2009 12:06
TheToiletDuck
Get a tattoo of your sandwich bar
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