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The Destructoid Tattoo Contest Extension: CALLING ALL ARTISTS!
pendelton21 | 2:12 PM on 04.22.2009 17 comments




So, as some of youmight already know, I've got a contest going on to find a design for my Destructoid I'm getting at PAX. The original final date for submissions was today, before midnight. But, I've only gotten 1 submission so far, and I can't really do a Top 5 poll with 1 design. So, I've decided to extend the submission time to Sunday, April 26th, at 11:59 p.m., meaning you've got the rest of the week to come up with an awesome drawing and get it to me for the poll that goes up this Monday. For those that don't know much about the "contest" aspect of this event...

I'm calling on any and all Dtoid artists/doodlers/what-have-yous to come forth and give me tattoo designs. Basically, I'd like something small (no bigger than 5 inches), and it has to be your interpretation of Mr. Destructoid's head. I have 2 designs I like so far, and I'm looking for more. Why? Well, once I have in a bunch of designs, I'm gonna have the community vote for which piece will be forever emblazoned on my hairy, goulish-white flesh. YES, YOU, THE COMMUNITY, WILL DETERMINE WHICH TATTOO I GET!

Here's how it's gonna work: anyone who wants to enter, send me a PM or an email (at pendelton21@gmail.com) with your piece of art. My favorite 5 pieces will go head-to-head in a community poll, where anyone in the community can vote on the winner. Said winner will not only get to revel in the fact that your art will be eternally etched onto me, but they'll also get a $20 PSN/360/Wii point card for their efforts.

Once the design is chosen, I'll get it tattooed the Friday afternoon/evening of the Penny Arcade Expo in Seattle, Washington (Setember 4th, to be specific). Awesomely enough, the lovely Niero will be paying for the tat. Anyone who wants to see the deed done can come and watch me make the best mistake of my life then (I'll have the details on where I'm getting it done later)!



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Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 14:37
Half left
Still too weird.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 14:44
Takeshi
Still a great idea. I'm a bit jealous. No forget that, I'm FUCKING jealous. Can't wait to see the result.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 14:56
007
...Agreed with Half Left.

Also, I'd rather get a tatoo for being such an active member of the Meatspin.com forums, but maybe that's just me.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 15:11
falinter
It would be weird if that tattoo was Niero.

If its Mr Destructoid thats fine.
VampireChrist's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 15:15
VampireChrist
hmmm. i might have to give this a shot... hell i designed all my jail house lookin ink
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 15:18
Half left
Smoking robot tattoo? Cool.

Destructoid logo tattoo? Kinda weird.
Marc of Arabia's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 15:57
Marc of Arabia
Yeah I gotta agree with Half Left on this one. You're awfully brave though. God knows the dtoid community is going to pick a hella painful spot.
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 17:05
sylphx
No matter how much I like dtoid, I would never get destructoid tattoo.

IT'S GOING TO BE THERE WHEN YOU ARE 80!
Ben Perlee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 17:35
Ben Perlee
don't get it on your scrot.
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 17:45
seigfreid
I hope you get one on your penis that says Destructoid.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 17:54
garison
If I was an artist, I would make you something RIGHT AWAY! I really want to be there when it gets done Pendelton.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 22:03
Naim Master
You do know everbody is going to pic the worst tatoo and vote for you to put it on your wiener , right?
Trust's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 22:51
Trust
^^^^ Truth.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/22/2009 23:32
hpv
I vote for the one that says "Also, Cocks!" on it.
Phallus Knife Fight's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/23/2009 03:59
Phallus Knife Fight
...then I guess I should make one that is penis shaped.
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