I don't know about you folks, but with yesterday's overlapping shit storm caused by multiple Jim Sterling reviews, the introduction of this month's musing, and the news of Miss .tiff leaving us, there hasn't been much to be happy about these past few days here on D-toid. Plus, with the news of the GREATEST VOICE EVAR narrating movie trailers in heaven, someone has to come and make the world a better place.

Thankfully, my friend here can help us with that:




Yep, everyone's favorite website mascot, Mr. Destructoid!!! If nothing else, the hard-living, hard-working robot king of Destructoid should bring a smile to your face. I know it brings one to mine. This is one of my new crafts I just got done working on. He's made entirely out of fused Perler beads. And, when I mean entirely, I seriously mean it. I used no glue, no tape, nothing to solidify my robot pal together other than an iron and the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans.


SECOND ANGLE, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

It took me roughly 3 hours to build him, and he's about a foot-and-a-half high, a little bit shorter than his metal brethren. While I've got you here, I've decided to whore out my Etsy store (found right over there ------------------->), and let you know that I'm in the business of creating Perler art. If anyone would like a piece commissioned by me, drop me a PM, or just send me an e-mail at jonr@bgsu.edu.

Hopefully, I, along with Mr. Destructoid, was able to bring a little sunshine into your otherwise hate-filled day. SUNSHINE, PONIES, SPRINKLES, RAINBOWS!!!


I, for one, welcome my new robot overlord.

Sorry for the crappy camera phone pics.