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Hot Piece of Flash: Grid16
pendelton21 | 8:58 PM on 02.27.2008 9 comments



Hot chicks get more people to come to my blog, right?

This is Hot Piece of Flash, where I look at an awesome Flash-based game from the wonderful internets. Today's great looking ass...FLASH (sorry) is Grid16, an Armor Games presentation of WarioWare proportions. The game shows 16 individual games...ALIGNED IN A GRID!!!!...that flash on the screen for a few seconds, and ask you to do a rudimentary (for gamers) task. Miss a task, it goes off the grid. Eliminate the grid, and it's game over.

Pretty simple.

Plus, you only play with the arrow keys. Nothing more.

Sweet.

Games range from a DDR-style flag game, to Breakout (minus the bricks). While you can play any of these games anywhere else (in many different forms) on the Internet. having them all composed into this short game is rather thrilling. Plus every few levels the speed ramps up exponentially. Once you get around speed 2.8, you'll start to have heart palpitations, and may pass out over the intense stress.

OK, maybe it's not that bad. But, it gets pretty damn frustrating.

The best part is, once the game's all over with, you get a nice little chart detailing how well your brain works, depending on what games you did well on. It's a small little addition at the end, but it's kind of a nice little addition. I appreciate being told that my brain better handles prioritizing than reflexes. So, like, go and play this now, and stuff.



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nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 22:19
nademagnet
That blue haired female with the nice ass is making me go all light headed and such...

I think I will play this flash game.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2008 22:48
Brian Szabelski
@Reaprar: No need for that much sarcasm ;)

I've actually played this. It's hard, but fun.

Also, we need to hang out and game at some point, dude. Probably after Spring Break.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 03:56
Justice
That's a great game man, thanks for posting it even if it is old because people may not have seen it before.
The GHost's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 04:03
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@Justics
Is it just me, or did you just call Reaprar an idiot in the nicest manner possible? ;)
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/28/2008 11:14
pendelton21
I think he did, Ghost.
I think he did.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/29/2008 00:15
Knivy
I saw it before, but I forgot to try it, so thx i guess.
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