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About Me

WHI HALOO THUR.

My name is Pendelton (well, not really, but it sounds cool).
I have thoughts on Video Games.
You will listen to them.
Then your panties will melt.
I know, because I saw all this happening in a dream.
Also, I've got a Destructoid tattoo.





No, like, seriously:


Check out my other gigs:
Staff Writer
Cblog recapper
Destructoid Artisan

Hey, look! I've been on the front page a few times!
The Fear: Chainsaws
A Time To Destroy: Rampage
Playing with Others: My Dad and I Love Shaq Fu
I suck at games: I Suck At World 8-1

Also:
Dtoid Discusses: Media Tie-ins to Gaming
WTF is this shit, Pendelton21?

Top 10 Loved Games Evar:
1. Psychonauts
2. Skies of Arcadia
3. Okami
4. Mega Man X
5. Zombies Ate My Neighbors
6. The World Ends With You
7. Chrono Trigger
8. Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars
9. The Legend Of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass
10. Space Channel 5

Bottom 10 Games:
10. Diplomacy
9. Shaq Fu
8. Halo
7. Draconus: Cult of the Wyrm
6. Castlevania 64
5. Backyard Hockey
4. Magical Starsign
3. Spawn Armageddon
2. Simpsons Wrestling
1. MTV Sports: Skateboarding

And now, the sacred oath of The Rainbow Squirts:
To promote niceness.
To make the world prettier.
To share candy with everyone.
To obfuscate the true nature of the Milkman.
To protect the Milkman at all costs.
To eliminate all who threaten to reveal his secret objective.
Amen.

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Following (23)

Here's a drunk blog that actually tells you somethin. pendelton21 | 12:36 AM on 08.20.2009 15 comments

Hey. You's. Is you going tO PAX? Oh, well then, you might wanna be around for thisss. On Thursdaay, septembber 3rd, at 'roundg 5 p.m. I wil be getting my Destructoid tatoo at Apolcypse Tattoo which is about 8 blocks from the convention cnter. Any scommunity suppert would be appreciated. I also beileve the good man Rey will be on hand to do some recording, fo rthae sad few of you that won't be able to make it to pAX . I should also be showing offf my tat round the convention cen ter throughout the event showing of the tattttoo , so you can see it in erson. Also, in less interetsing news, Fallout 3 is the greattest RPG i've ever played. Shocking es, but seriously it's beaetn Skies of arcadia as one fo the best rpgs i've ever witnedsed. OH OH. Imade a sale on my perler etsy store, and need to mkae more sprited a.s.ap. If you'd like too sea nything perlerized, just give me a ring via coments. I'll rpobably make it, and sell if in my store! Whereeeeeeee!!! I can't weait to see Inglouirious Batards friday. Amirite? Attached photos: