Ok, that may be a bit of an exageration: Hamza doesn't know me well enough to love me (oh, but give it time). A while back, a few Dtoiders won a Mirror's Edge "CD" containing music from the game. We were notified of this by Hamza. Then, a few days later, he told us he got the CDs in, but they were shitty Best Buy pre-order discs that had only 2 ogddamn songs, one of which was just a remix of the other. So, rather than send us the CD, he sent everyone that won an e-mail containing the MP3s of the 2 songs (which are quite good), and a "radom bit of swag" from some magical sack he owns, or something. Luckily, I got my package today. Wanna know what's in it?
First is this bitchin' little plushie of a Ninjatown Ninja. Now, I've never played the game, but have heard a shit-ton of news about it through Dtoid. Plus, Collette gave it a decent review. So, I now have the urge to pick this up! Oh, but wait, there's more than just that plush...
The box the plush came in bore 3 other little goodies. At the top, there's an accordian info book, telling the backstory of each and every ninja found within Ninjatown (including the 2 coolest ninjas ever, Business and Zombie ninja). To the left, we see a button emblazoned with a white ninja, which will go on my backpack covered with random buttons. THEN, to the right of that, is a vinyl sticker of the Ninja Consultant
(he's only a consultant due to loosing his arm "in a fearsome battle (or lawn mowing accident)"). After unpackaging everything, and seeing the nice but o' swag I recieved, I was pretty happy. Then, I saw the one thing that made this gift 10 times better...
THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!! Attatched to the glue that held the box together is (what I can only assume to be) Hamza's fucking ARM HAIR! Never did I think I would be able to caress the muscular arm hair of that sexy beast. Now, my wildest dreams have come to fruition. Now, to clone an army of CTZs, AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Haha, that's awesome. Call me when you've got that Hamza army ready, Pendleton.
he probably rubbed the package against his love missile, so you probably got some pubic hair there buddy. Either that or during the delivery process, some random guy rubbed his balls against it. Either way, you got yourself a good deal.
So, in summary:
Pubes = win?
But Hamza said he loved me right before we...OH GOD WHY DID I DO THAT!
Arm hair? or pubic hair?
Doesn't matter.
What next? Finger nails?
Lucky Pendelton, I hate you and love you so much.
i once had a ninja fron ninja town...
Bastard! I just completed that game and love it to bits, and have been following it for like over 6 months! *jealousy is through the roof* =S Blerg! Still, nice stuff Pendelton, and don't forget my CLUB NINTENDO blog in the recaps tonight! =D
Hamza, you owe me a shirt.
Wait a minute...
everyone owes me shirts.
That's pretty awesome though. It's no shirt but still cool none the less
I got my win package yesterday. Sadly I did get the Mirror's Edge CD as well as Pure keychain wallet and a button of what I think is a monster from Ninjatown.
I also got a card, but no hair. However his business card had his writing on it that said, "I Touch Myself"... i'm beginning to see a pattern with our beloved Hamza.
Did you try to eat the arm hair?
Nice swag. Too bad I don't get shit from anybody... accept shit.
I'm sorry, 007, baby. I'll send you a cup of my love juice to make you feel better.
oh gwad. now i have to send my hais with every future packes
carpwrist, i hope you liked what you get. kina shitty, i know
ARM HAIR
Nice swag
yay Ninjatown swag!
what happens if you lose the hair? time for us to hit the bunkers stocked with MRE's and duct tape I guess right?
F-Ya! I also got a button. Also a sick ass shirt.