Ok, that may be a bit of an exageration: Hamza doesn't know me well enough to love me (oh, but give it time). A while back, a few Dtoiders won a Mirror's Edge "CD" containing music from the game. We were notified of this by Hamza. Then, a few days later, he told us he got the CDs in, but they were shitty Best Buy pre-order discs that had only 2 ogddamn songs, one of which was just a remix of the other. So, rather than send us the CD, he sent everyone that won an e-mail containing the MP3s of the 2 songs (which are quite good), and a "radom bit of swag" from some magical sack he owns, or something. Luckily, I got my package today. Wanna know what's in it?



First is this bitchin' little plushie of a Ninjatown Ninja. Now, I've never played the game, but have heard a shit-ton of news about it through Dtoid. Plus, Collette gave it a decent review. So, I now have the urge to pick this up! Oh, but wait, there's more than just that plush...



The box the plush came in bore 3 other little goodies. At the top, there's an accordian info book, telling the backstory of each and every ninja found within Ninjatown (including the 2 coolest ninjas ever, Business and Zombie ninja). To the left, we see a button emblazoned with a white ninja, which will go on my backpack covered with random buttons. THEN, to the right of that, is a vinyl sticker of the Ninja Consultant
(he's only a consultant due to loosing his arm "in a fearsome battle (or lawn mowing accident)"). After unpackaging everything, and seeing the nice but o' swag I recieved, I was pretty happy. Then, I saw the one thing that made this gift 10 times better...



THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES!!! Attatched to the glue that held the box together is (what I can only assume to be) Hamza's fucking ARM HAIR! Never did I think I would be able to caress the muscular arm hair of that sexy beast. Now, my wildest dreams have come to fruition. Now, to clone an army of CTZs, AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!