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i'm so drunk...and i lo ve tf2
pancakes mcgee | 2:24 AM on 10.18.2007 7 comments


hopefully this will be my drunk b log account. if i ever make a post woithout a typo or orsomething, shoot me. becuae thisn shoulod be a place that includes my thoughtds while drunk. becauase those are the mosty honest.,

for strartgers. i kicked ass in tytf2 tonight. think i got two acheivements or seomthing. mabeo one or none i dunno. but something happened. then i tried playing e[pisode two on half-life. this shit is impossiblr. i loaded a save gave that i had going when i was sober. when playign while drunk, thisd game is impossuib;e. seriously impossible. tf2 and portasl are both extremely fun while sober. iand i mean that. even though i', drunk right now. but half life two while drunk is impossible. i mean seriously. it's like putting me in a mase while injecting lsd straight into my sytstem. while nice, makes IT IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ANYTHTING EFFECTIVELY. tf2 is for those who have their heads about them,. not for those finding answertes in the bottom of a bottle. whichn is a great place to find an answer to any question you may have byb the way.

and wqhile i love tf2/ don't play it drunk. your teammates will hate you. and so will i. because that game takesm effort. and of youn don'/t shopw up with a full supply, yoiu'll piss everyone off. and tghen'll they will hate you. and no one wants thst. so only play halflife2 while drtunk, because you might standa chance. but if youn even think tyhink ateppem,ting tf2 while drunk....you'll end up a sad, llonely oldl man. like me. crying yourself to sleep to ingiht. damn. time for bed.

game drunk. but only if it isn't online multiplayer. where opth4eer people actualy matter. because ythen they wiull hate you.

ok, one more sip of jack daniels, then i;m going to bed.

and thast's my review of the orange box. good night. ok, ok, one more sip, and more more gasme of tf2. then i;ll call it a nightl.

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