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i'm not drunk enough
pancakes mcgee | 2:24 AM on 10.20.2007 8 comments


after four or so beers at the bar, i was too tired to drink any of my beloved jack tonight. shit, that sounds bad out of context. i was hoping for another solid night of drunk tf2 where i simply try to run circles around the enemy as a scout, literally...or try to finally catch up with myself in portal. or bashing eli over the head with a crowbar repeatedly in episode 2. but none of these things happened. i didn't even lay a hand on my favorite bottle.

what a waste. now i have to put up with nerdcore archive posts while sober. what an even bigger waste.



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whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
Nerdcore really sucks, except for that hot chick playing Guitar Hero. She has beautiful breasts, for sure.

Now, thanks for the dull blog. Go smoke some weed. It will make everything better, including your games, since you will still know where you are.

Unlike when you're drunk as fuck.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
Neither am I. And it sucks. It's 4:30 in the morning. I've had like 7 beers since 11. God dammit.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
Like I said, perhaps you should try smoking some fucking pot, then you wouldn't be awake at 4:30am. Of course, if you want to be awake then, great, but you sound unhappy to be awake. I'm guessing you'll wake up tommorow feeling like shit from drinking, even though you weren't drunk
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
Yes, yes I will. And I don't have any pot. Maybe you should bring me some.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
Where you at? I'm at work, but I've got a lil' bit right here with me, plus some more at home.

Unfortunately, I was kidding about bringing it to you, but I do have plenty. I can't wait to get home from here, so I can smoke a bowl, play some more FF Tactics, and then pass the fuck out.

Playing FF Tactics stoned is like a religious experience or some shit like that.
13thDragon's Destructoid Blog
I wish I had some illegal substances. Unfortunately everything within my reach is legal. Goddamn laws.
whiteboy0869's Destructoid Blog
Hey man, don't sweat the law. They don't care about the people who buy weed for themselves. They only care about who you're buying it from.
veXed's Destructoid Blog
whiteboy, you are a bad bad man...... :P Green>liquids


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