The crutch used and defended quite often is that "this is my opinion and it cannot be wrong." Of course the issue is the opinion is more often than not childish, annoying, and reads like a NeoGaf rant on why X game is good/bad. While I agree that the review, as a format, needs change, I do disagree on one aspect.
Metacritic. The average should NOT play a role how someone reviews games. But considering reviews (as a whole, Jim Sterling is not alone in this field) nowadays are usually nothing more than axes to grind by a bunch of self-entitled manchildren screaming four syllable words into their Dragon Natural Speaking software, praying to christ or cthulu that they managed to use at least half of them correctly, it's a moot point to begin with. The industry as a whole is the problem, sticking to a format written 30 years ago, with metacritic at the center of these mindlessly toiling broomsticks, displaying the folly proudly for all onlookers.
Metacritic. The average should NOT play a role how someone reviews games. But considering reviews (as a whole, Jim Sterling is not alone in this field) nowadays are usually nothing more than axes to grind by a bunch of self-entitled manchildren screaming four syllable words into their Dragon Natural Speaking software, praying to christ or cthulu that they managed to use at least half of them correctly, it's a moot point to begin with. The industry as a whole is the problem, sticking to a format written 30 years ago, with metacritic at the center of these mindlessly toiling broomsticks, displaying the folly proudly for all onlookers.
You cannot make a truly objective review, though. There is no standard for what is "good". It's entirely based on your experience and standards as to whether a game is good or not. No matter what you try to set as a standard for what a good game is, it can be turned around to make the game sound bad. Quality is entirely subjective, is my point.
Part of me wants to explain why to you this opinion of yours is so stupid, but the other part of me wants to just tell you to STFU and go away.
Step 1.
Go to Metacritic. There are 50 reviews per game.
Step 2.
Read any of them. If you dislike Jim's, there are 49 other reviews to read.
Step 3.
Breathe deeply.
It's ok to point out facual inaccuracies within people's reviews (ie some reviews don't mention bonus content, like IGN's PixelJunk Shooter 2 review); but it's not ok to say "your opinion doesn't matter".
Go to Metacritic. There are 50 reviews per game.
Step 2.
Read any of them. If you dislike Jim's, there are 49 other reviews to read.
Step 3.
Breathe deeply.
It's ok to point out facual inaccuracies within people's reviews (ie some reviews don't mention bonus content, like IGN's PixelJunk Shooter 2 review); but it's not ok to say "your opinion doesn't matter".
A good reviewer is like finding a boyfriend (or girlfriend)... you date around a lot, but then find someone with similar tastes to your own. You stick with that person because you have common interests. In general I tend to find that Jim's tastes in gaming are similar to my own. Call of Duty was a solid game with a good campaign and more importantly, excellent online play with few of the "issues" so prevalent in online games nowadays. It deserved a high score.. the changes made for MW3 in the online play offset any small losses to the campaign (which wasn't as good as MW1). I've tended to agree with most of Jim's reviews with a few exceptions.... but there are enough similarities in taste for me to seriously consider his final score as an indicator as to whether I'd like the game.
If Jim isn't to your taste... break up with him and find another reviewer to date. It's really quite simple.
If Jim isn't to your taste... break up with him and find another reviewer to date. It's really quite simple.
You should go and read Jim Sterling's objective review for Final Fantasy XIII and realize that is what your asking for and how pointless and useless it is as a review. Actually think about what it is your asking for and take the advice of others on here. Find another reviewer who's tastes match yours more closely.

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